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iruletheskool

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CHUCK.. don't get in a relationship that lasts yourn whole growin up life.. ye won't know what to do after it ends..



lul
 

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lulz....just take it day by day....

get a hobby...

go gym, basketball.
 

iruletheskool

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me pants don't fit me anymer, and me calves n biceps be bulgin out..



need ta lose more tummy tho :cool2:
 

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You could always just get ask directly your desires....

In Mazatlan, I was dared that I wouldn't go ask this fine chick if she wanted to fuck.....

She never answered me, but her girl friend said that no she didn't want to as she drug her away.....the guy friend that was with them later saw me in the bathroom and was saying I had huge balls for asking her that....

All night they kept checking me out, but I was so drunk I probably couldn't of even done anything if she would of said yes....LOL

...you could buy a bucket (5 beers) of Corona or Pacifico for $3.....man I was fucking wasted.....
 

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Wow, we've really kinda hi-jacked dudes thread.....

Maybe this can become tOfficial Husker bitching about bitches thread......

....It's got a great thread title for sure......
 

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I am almost 49 years old, I've been married almost 30 years. I think I have gained enough experience to confidently add a little piece of wisdom to this thread:

Chicks are fucking crazy. It's genetic and they can't help it.

It's a good thing that there are so many of them so us sane folks can keep hunting for one we can tolerate enough to not choke the shit out of them every day.
 

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I am almost 49 years old, I've been married almost 30 years. I think I have gained enough experience to confidently add a little piece of wisdom to this thread:

Chicks are fucking crazy. It's genetic and they can't help it.

It's a good thing that there are so many of them so us sane folks can keep hunting for one we can tolerate enough to not choke the shit out of them every day.

LMFAO!!!

Rep.....and so fucking true!!!
 

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legendary_thread.jpg
 

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I am almost 49 years old, I've been married almost 30 years. I think I have gained enough experience to confidently add a little piece of wisdom to this thread:

Chicks are fucking crazy. It's genetic and they can't help it.

It's a good thing that there are so many of them so us sane folks can keep hunting for one we can tolerate enough to not choke the shit out of them every day.

Repped that! 100% TRUE!!
 

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Several months ago, I was making love to my girlfriend. She had recently received stitches on her eyebrow from a previous incident a few days prior. Well, in the process of making love, I elbowed her in the head and busted her stitches wide open. Needless to say I had had a few cocktails that evening. She felt something wet on her face so she asked if she was bleeding, to which I calmly said, "yep". So she got up and went to the bathroom, I laid back down in bed.

About 6 hours later in the morning I wake up in bed and she's not there, I check my phone and she had called me multiple times, and several text messages. She had to drive HERSELF to the emergency room, bleeding profusely, spend several hours there and THEN to a seperate hospital to see a specialist to get the wound cut back open and then re-stitched.....all while I lay passed out in the bed because she couldn't wake my drunk ass up. Not my finest moment...but the scotch tasted sooooo good!!! Go Skers

 
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