Welp, first day of school tomorrow

[Omar 382]

Be right back, off to kill myself

 

[Caligula]

Please tell me it's at least college you are talking about.

 

[Omar 382]

Please tell me it's at least college you are talking about.

Bro, I'm talking about first day of school ever. I'm in kindergarden

 

[Caligula]

Bro, I'm talking about first day of school ever. I'm in kindergarden

Well then. You're advanced for your age. Oddly enough, kindergarten is roughly the average mentality of the front office and the fan base.

 

[Retroram52]

LOLOL!!! Excellent Caligula as usual!!

 

[Omar 382]

Well then. You're advanced for your age. Oddly enough, kindergarten is roughly the average mentality of the front office and the fan base.

funny enough, i saw ruben today in school. apparently, raj is illiterate, and david montgomery believes that there might be a slight correlation between being capable of reading and writing and being a good general manager. as of right now, he does not understand how much numbers are, or what they mean, which might explain papelbon's 4 year 50 million dollar contract at age 31, and howard's 5 year 125 million dollar contract at age 30

 

[Caligula]

funny enough, i saw ruben today in school. apparently, raj is illiterate, and david montgomery believes that there might be a slight correlation between being capable of reading and writing and being a good general manager. as of right now, he does not understand how much numbers are, or what they mean, which might explain papelbon's 4 year 50 million dollar contract at age 31, and howard's 5 year 125 million dollar contract at age 30

I'm sorry, but if you ever posted on the ESPN boards you know you need to type Montgomery's name with dollar signs like so; David $$$ Montgomery

 

[Retroram52]

Well somebody is giving brain-dead the permission to derive these ridiculous salaries for garbage? Shoot the sonabitch that allows brain-dead to throw a dart on a board with numbers written on it-"Oh hell yea, that looks good"! Freakin' idiot!!!