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Vintage bullshit Tom Herman quotes of the week

TexasExes98

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After struggling to beat Tulsa, a team that went 2-10 last year, a game in which the Longhorns should have lost b/c Tulsa missed like 10 FG's and dropped a dozen TD passes it seemed like here is what he had to say:

"Winning's hard. Really, really hard" - Really Dick? Every single Big 12 team minus KU would have rolled Tulsa High by 30 pts. OU would have had their walkons in at the beginning of the 3rd quarter after being up 56-0 at halftime. STFU you weak little bitch!

“Anytime you win, we’re going to celebrate it,” he said. “If we ever get to the point in our program where we don’t celebrate wins, then we haven’t done a good job as coaches.” - Asswipe, you don't celebrate barely beating a 2-10 Tulsa team from a year ago, especially b/c your soft as fuck team should have lost this game if it wasn't for Tulsa sucking and missing FG's and dropping TD passes

"We get everybody's best shot" - Fuckstick, no you don't. That was true when Mack was coaching, but nobody fears your shitty weak team anymore and NOBODY fears walking into DKR as well. When the likes of Iowa State are scheduling you for homecoming, that means they know your're a weak team they can beat in front of the students and alumni. Go fuck yourself.....
 

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I had high hopes for Herman @ Texas. Maybe he'll still come through yet.
 

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Ahhh...the sound of Texas eating their own....the sweet music of crunching bones.
 

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I had high hopes for Herman @ Texas. Maybe he'll still come through yet.

If by “high hopes” you mean you sucked his dick try for two years then I agree.
 

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Its a good possibility. Me thinks the same about Mr. Muschamp

The Peter Principle at work. Of course, the reverse could also be true...the next Saban could be a mediocre coordinator at some shitty G5 program, but we'll never know.
 

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There is no justice in this world so Tom Herman will get lucky at some point and do something to make the Texas fans forget this shit show they are seeing now. In the meantime, it looks like Herman's spiritual adviser is somewhere in the Middle East wiping his ass with a Spider Man towel.
 

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There is no justice in this world so Tom Herman will get lucky at some point and do something to make the Texas fans forget this shit show they are seeing now. In the meantime, it looks like Herman's spiritual adviser is somewhere in the Middle East wiping his ass with a Spider Man towel.

I'm thinking the RRSO will be where he saves his job this year...:evil:
 

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I'm thinking the RRSO will be where he saves his job this year...:evil:

You shut your filthy whore mouth.

It could happen though. No question they’ll be coming out with their hair on fire. Oklahoma better not slack in preparation or intensity in the slightest. The only thing they have to play for is ruining our season.
 

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You shut your filthy whore mouth.

It could happen though. No question they’ll be coming out with their hair on fire. Oklahoma better not slack in preparation or intensity in the slightest. The only thing they have to play for is ruining our season.

How many times have we seen OU sleep walk during the RRSO? And it usually seems to happen when we're a helluva lot better team than Texas. We just don't seem to play our best in a city where the tits are fake and the diamonds are real.
 

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You shut your filthy whore mouth.

It could happen though. No question they’ll be coming out with their hair on fire. Oklahoma better not slack in preparation or intensity in the slightest. The only thing they have to play for is ruining our season.
Speaking of ruining things...

@Carnzo 'tis time
 

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How many times have we seen OU sleep walk during the RRSO? And it usually seems to happen when we're a helluva lot better team than Texas. We just don't seem to play our best in a city where the tits are fake and the diamonds are real.

Fortunately, Lincoln actually believes it’s his job to motivate his players. Novel idea, huh?
 
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