Game Thread: Vikings vs. 49ers, Divisional Round, 3:25 CST.

[BrockForBroglio]

https://www.tmz.com/2018/07/19/jimmy-garoppolo-****-star-kiara-mia-date/

Guess that didn't work

 

[GNG]

Not a date
They were a couple for months

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

https://www.tmz.com/2018/07/19/jimmy-garoppolo-****-star-kiara-mia-date/

Dude what the fuck? Was that p0rn video put on National Geographic!? The fuck would you bang that huge ass fake tit wildebeest of a woman? THE FUCK JIMMY!? Seriously, the fuck!?

In before someone "Oh please Shark, you would." Uh.. no, FUCK NO man... men actually whack off to that?

 

[Fred_Delosantos]

Oh he's riddled with disease now. I don't get it, he's a good looking QB with a huge contract, he can do way better. He should be dating like Ariana Grande or something

he wanted the sure thing, with the pro touch. after all, he's a pro himself. only the best for the best.

 

[brin3535]

https://www.tmz.com/2018/07/19/jimmy-garoppolo-****-star-kiara-mia-date/

Did she break her pinky finger jamming it up Jimmy's ass?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

hmmmm…

vike D is getting worn out, fucking offense… GOOD SF D.

@halftime…i'll take the effort.

VIKEZ 10

SF 14

REFS 0


well called ballgame from what i saw.

 

[The Derski]

Dude what the fuck? Was that p0rn video put on National Geographic!? The fuck would you bang that huge ass fake tit wildebeest of a woman? THE FUCK JIMMY!? Seriously, the fuck!?

In before someone "Oh please Shark, you would." Uh.. no, FUCK NO man... men actually whack off to that?

Thank you. I keep trying to tell people she’s gross as fuck. Rock hard fake tits are not attractive at all.

 

[Ricky Roma]

SF is beating themselves. Good to see most of the guys on defense back, because they can be a really, really good unit. Probably shoulda started Eman instead of Witherspoon, but that's the way she goes. Jimmy G. gotta settle down a bit....the Kendricks int was just a solid play by the defender but he's still a bit inconsistant with his reads/throws. Surprised a bit that Minnesota went back to the same well defensively as they did against NO.

Sets up for a good second half.

 

[Rambunctious]

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Holy Mole

 

[Robotech]

Oh he's riddled with disease now. I don't get it, he's a good looking QB with a huge contract, he can do way better. He should be dating like Ariana Grande or something

Ariana Grande looks like she's 12 years old, so that should be a no thanks for Jimmy G.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Wow these announcers seriously? Shut the fuck up about the Ravens/Titans game... we're watching the 9ers and Vikings. Talk about that.

"Open up the screen game." I guess this dickhead is following me on SportsHoopla.

 

[tabascojet]

Ariana Grande looks like she's 12 years old, so that should be a no thanks for Jimmy G.

She doesn't make much better choices...dead junkie and Pete davidson

 

[brin3535]

Ariana Grande looks like she's 12 years old, so that should be a no thanks for Jimmy G.

Also acts like she's 12 years old.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Ariana Grande looks like she's 12 years old, so that should be a no thanks for Jimmy G.

Well she's 26.. and in 4 years regardless of what she looks like now she'll hit the metaphorical wall and be composed of 92.4% plastic, and 7.6% water/flesh... so whatever.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Look for Garoppolo to get Kittle more involved in the 2nd half.

 

[Ojb81]

Dude what the fuck? Was that p0rn video put on National Geographic!? The fuck would you bang that huge ass fake tit wildebeest of a woman? THE FUCK JIMMY!? Seriously, the fuck!?

In before someone "Oh please Shark, you would." Uh.. no, FUCK NO man... men actually whack off to that?

 

[Robotech]

Oh he's riddled with disease now. I don't get it, he's a good looking QB with a huge contract, he can do way better. He should be dating like Ariana Grande or something

And it would be guaranteed that their kid wouldn't be big enough to play football. Jimmy G needs a bigger woman.

 

[Fred_Delosantos]

Sarah Thomas is on the ref crew, DJ or LJ, can't remember.

 

[Anointed One]

Well she's 26.. and in 4 years regardless of what she looks like now she'll hit the metaphorical wall and be composed of 92.4% plastic, and 7.6% water/flesh... so whatever.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

 

[Anointed One]

C'mon... don't call that a penalty...