Tyler Seguin

[dash]

Yeah? Well fucking good for you!!

lol - eloco is follicly challenged.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Yeah? Well fucking good for you!!

<vainly runs fingers through hair... sees gray hair on desk... gets glue gun>

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

"Thanks to the Andersons, they've won those beautiful set of golf clubs and donated $2,800 to charity today. Alright.... for our next item, its an opportunity to (whispers - seriously, guys?) hit a golf ball off the crotch of NHL star Tyler Seguin. Do I hear $10? Ten dollars... How about 5... five dollars, people. It's for a good.... anybody got two bucks on them. Yes? You, sir? Sold. Moving on. NEXT item please..."

I think I know about a hundred B's fans who would pay big money for the honour...

 

[elocomotive]

lol - eloco is follicly challenged.

And partially colorblind... how many disabilities must one man endure?

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

And partially colorblind... how many disabilities must one man endure?

As long as one isn't disabled with the micropenis affliction, then it ain't all bad.

 

[elocomotive]

As long as one isn't disabled with the micropenis affliction, then it ain't all bad.

That's Jstew. He has what doctors call a "buried penis." I cannot recommend enough NOT thinking to yourself 'that's not a real thing' and doing a Google search for it. The images... they never fade.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That's Jstew. He has what doctors call a "buried penis." I cannot recommend enough NOT thinking to yourself 'that's not a real thing' and doing a Google search for it. The images... they never fade.

no thats wrong eloco ... they call me tripod ... ask your mom

 

[mattola]

no thats wrong eloco ... they call me tripod ... ask your mom

 

[elocomotive]

no thats wrong eloco ... they call me tripod ... ask your mom

^He's also apparently into women in their upper 60s. Gross.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[Rex Racer]

I think I know about a hundred B's fans who would pay big money for the honour...

I might chip in $10 for a good charity, but the reality is that I tee the ball up a bit higher than wittle tywer can help with.

Now that Seguin has had a year to find all the good bars in Dallas, the Stars fans are going to see why we wanted to smack the little prick.

 

[Swamp Dragon]

I don't think it was Seguin, not sure who it was though

Maybe the guy in this vid with Tyler

Who wants to hit a golf ball off Tyler Seguin?s jockstrap? | Post-to-Post

 

[Swamp Dragon]

Maybe the guy in this vid with Tyler

Who wants to hit a golf ball off Tyler Seguin?s jockstrap? | Post-to-Post

By the way this was done for a charity for a childhood friend who is quadriplegic

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I might chip in $10 for a good charity, but the reality is that I tee the ball up a bit higher than wittle tywer can help with.

Now that Seguin has had a year to find all the good bars in Dallas, the Stars fans are going to see why we wanted to smack the little prick.

Hater...

 

[Rex Racer]

Hater...

Meh, maybe

 

[Burghfan]

At least its easier to deny than what Giroux did.

 

[Judge Fudge]

By the way this was done for a charity for a childhood friend who is quadriplegic

to that

 

[Judge Fudge]

BTW wanted to go with a Charles wang joke but Pulled out for something better

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

At least its easier to deny than what Giroux did.

Yep - that one is on the ledger from now on.