Tyler Seguin

[elocomotive]

Reminds me of this great Arrested Development quote:

Lucille Austero: Today at lunch, you were ashamed to be with me.
Gob: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.

Lol, nice.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Most of these dumbass tweet's or I was hacked BS really fall under the........ *wakes up with a very bad headache*, Oh fuck !! what did I post last night? category.

 

[dash]

Most of these dumbass tweet's or I was hacked BS really fall under the........ *wakes up with a very bad headache*, Oh fuck !! who did I sleep with last night? category.

The good old days Boss

 

[BOSSMANPC]

The good old days Boss

Thanks for the correction there dash, Yes the um ..good old days.



Honey I don't know who you are but you better leave now, here's some cab money. Please go out the back door.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Thanks for the correction there dash, Yes the um ..good old days.



Honey I don't know who you are but you better leave now, here's some cab money. Please go out the back door.

Boss...always the gentleman. Even picks up the cab fare.

 

[elocomotive]

Yes the but...um... correction there, the back door. the good old days.

Thanks for who you are Honey. I don't know, here's some money

Please go dash out you better leave now

I "hacked" your post. Same words, different order.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I "hacked" your post. Same words, different order.

Outstanding work elo !!

 

[forty_three]

I "hacked" your post. Same words, different order.

Not hacked. I can prove it.

 

[rares]

Not sure if someone already mentioned but it's not the first time he's claimed his twitter account had been hacked.

A week or two ago (maybe a bit longer?), someone posted a "It's good to finally be out of the closet!" (or something close to that, too lazy to google) tweet on his account and he immediately claimed that his account was hacked and that he changed his password to something safer or whatever.

 

[mooger_35]

Not sure if someone already mentioned but it's not the first time he's claimed his twitter account had been hacked.

A week or two ago (maybe a bit longer?), someone posted a "It's good to finally be out of the closet!" (or something close to that, too lazy to google) tweet on his account and he immediately claimed that his account was hacked and that he changed his password to something safer or whatever.

password -> password1

 

[rares]

Haha... indeed.

There was even a #seguinspassword tag that was trending pretty high at the time, with people posting funny guesses at what his password must have been, etc.

 

[BF4L]

I dont buy the hack thing. I also do not believe that he is that dumb to post something like that

 

[mattola]

I dont buy the hack thing. I also do not believe that he is that dumb to post something like that

I can kinda believe it wasnt him and was just one of the stupid people he knows that got his phone.

 

[rares]

I can kinda believe it wasnt him and was just one of the stupid people he knows that got his phone.

I agree... My thinking is that he's got a bunch (or just one is all it takes) immature close friends who can easily have access to his phone (when they hang out or when he's passed out drunk on friend's couch, etc.) and the dumbass probably doesn't use a PIN/code to lock his phone and... the rest is easily pieced together.

Almost positive this is what keeps happening. But he's definitely not very bright, that's for sure...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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[dash]

Is that shaft regular or stiff?

 

[BGDave]

[MEDIA=twitter]490132647796932608[/MEDIA]

I can state with certainty that the person swinging the club is in all possible likelihood not Otis. Probably.

Or maybe it is. Those do look like his pants.

 

[elocomotive]

"Thanks to the Andersons, they've won those beautiful set of golf clubs and donated $2,800 to charity today. Alright.... for our next item, its an opportunity to (whispers - seriously, guys?) hit a golf ball off the crotch of NHL star Tyler Seguin. Do I hear $10? Ten dollars... How about 5... five dollars, people. It's for a good.... anybody got two bucks on them. Yes? You, sir? Sold. Moving on. NEXT item please..."

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I can state with certainty that the person swinging the club is in all possible likelihood not Otis. Probably.

Or maybe it is. Those do look like his pants.

I'm not bald. Don't know how this dude got my pants though.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm not bald. Don't know how this dude got my pants though.

Yeah? Well fucking good for you!!