Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

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Note to self: Burn high school calendars.

 

[forty_three]

"I never attended a gathering of that kind..."

Dude. Beach Week.

Dude. PREP SCHOOL

 

[Comeds]

You should see my calendar the year I discovered masturbation.

 

[Darkstone42]

So who's more credible? The professor who risked receiving death threats to come forward with her allegations, or the partisan hack who's already perjured himself shouting wet sentences about calendars having the magical power to control where someone was on any given day?

 

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You should see my calendar the year I discovered masturbation.

No need to stickify this post.

 

[elocomotive]

Nobody ever said everyone who drinks beer sexually assualts people.

 

[elocomotive]

So who's more credible? The professor who risked receiving death threats to come forward with her allegations, or the partisan hack who's already perjured himself shouting wet sentences about calendars having the magical power to control where someone was on any given day?

From the standpoint of truth? Or from the standpoint of moisture?

 

[Darkstone42]

From the standpoint of truth? Or from the standpoint of moisture?

One of the biggest and wettest tantrums ever, from the standpoint of water, of course.

 

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Now he's just rambling...

 

[Darkstone42]

Nobody ever said everyone who drinks beer sexually assualts people.

As someone who drinks beer and also doesn't sexually assault people, I can confirm that beer no more causes sexual assault than Ambien causes racism.

 

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#KavanaughTearings

 

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I wouldn't want this guy judging a Miss Universe pageant.

 

[Darkstone42]

Oh good, he's moved from tantrum to self-congratulation what an endearing development.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm torn.

Part of me thinks there are elements of a pretty good defense here - his long history of good character, not having had sex until his 20s, etc. (for the record, I think he did some light sexual assault, but just speaking to the appearance/perception people will have)

Part of me also thinks this is a speech someone gives right before they pull out a gun and shoot themselves in the head.

 

[elocomotive]

"Thanks to what some of you have unleashed..."

C'mon, dude. I don't want a Justice who believes in the Deep State.

 

[forty_three]

I wouldn't want this guy judging a Miss Universe pageant.

He wants to know if this is an option for a next career move... for a friend

Part of me also thinks this is a speech someone gives right before they pull out a gun and shoot themselves in the head.

How would the NRA handle THAT?

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm torn.

Part of me thinks there are elements of a pretty good defense here - his long history of good character, not having had sex until his 20s, etc. (for the record, I think he did some light sexual assault, but just speaking to the appearance/perception people will have)

Part of me also thinks this is a speech someone gives right before they pull out a gun and shoot themselves in the head.

I'm only getting "petulant child not getting his way for the first time" and nothing else.

 

[forty_three]

I'm only getting "petulant child not getting his way for the first time" and nothing else.

Wait, be clear; from Kavanaugh or Grassley?

 

[Darkstone42]

Wait, be clear; from Kavanaugh or Grassley?

....yes.

 

[Darkstone42]

"Has anyone told you the questions we'd be asking you."

"No," in the most defensive possible tone. I'm about 50/50 he just perjured himself again in one word.