Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[mooger_35]

 

[dash]

Just in time for Xmas for that Trumpster on your list...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Just in time for Xmas for that Trumpster on your list...

That pen will help you make the best lines

 

[forty_three]

“If one child asks about oral sex or something explicit and the teacher answers it, it doesn’t mean the other 30 kids want to hear it,” said Robert Woods, who has four boys in public school. “Why can’t the teacher just say ‘That’s outside our curriculum. Please ask your parents if you really want to know’?”

Such a good paragraph.
First, I am pretty sure all the kids want to hear someone ask the teacher about oral sex. Second, I'm pretty sure none of the students want to ask their parents about oral sex.

Especially if the parents are the type to bum rush a school board meeting specifically to AVOID talking about sex.

The kids will just have to resort to learning about sex the regular way. The Internet. What could go wrong?

"Mommy, do you have to buy dinner for both the midget AND the goat before sex? Who is supposed to bring the handcuffs?"

Is the teacher hot?

*about* oral sex. Not *for*.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[puckhead]

Is the teacher hot?

They got it bad, got it bad, got it bad....



The state's education guidelines, I mean.

 

[Comeds]

Especially if the parents are the type to bum rush a school board meeting specifically to AVOID talking about sex.

The kids will just have to resort to learning about sex the regular way. The Internet. What could go wrong?

"Mommy, do you have to buy dinner for both the midget AND the goat before sex? Who is supposed to bring the handcuffs?"

Yeah, not all families are comfortable talking about oral and anal sex or watch The Brown Bunny on holidays like @jstewismybastardson and his family do. So in some cases its better to ask teachers these questions and watch The Brown Bunny in a class environment.

 

[forty_three]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Yeah, not all families are comfortable talking about oral and anal sex or watch The Brown Bunny on holidays like @jstewismybastardson and his family do. So in some cases its better to ask teachers these questions and watch The Brown Bunny in a class environment.

 

[Darkstone42]

Hoo boy.

I tell you what, my PhD would have been much easier if I could just tell the people with actual authority and expertise around me what is and they'd passively agree with it.

 

[Darkstone42]

Also, I'm no geopolitical expert, but this seems... not great.

 

[dash]

Well, any credibility that NOAA had has disappeared like a fart in Hurricane Dorian.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Hoo boy.

I tell you what, my PhD would have been much easier if I could just tell the people with actual authority and expertise around me what is and they'd passively agree with it.

Well, any credibility that NOAA had has disappeared like a fart in Hurricane Dorian.

I'm OK with this release by NOAA. They didn't like the categorical dismissal by the NWS. I think it's just clarifying the way information was disseminated.

 

[dash]

I'm OK with this release by NOAA. They didn't like the categorical dismissal by the NWS. I think it's just clarifying the way information was disseminated.

It's the timing that stinks, Kenny. I think they knew as early as later on Sunday that Alabama was not going to be impacted by Dorian. They could have released a statement at that point, yet they waited another five days. It looks like they were pressured to issue this statement in order to appease someone in a powerful position. The optics are terrible.

 

[mooger_35]

Hoo boy.

I tell you what, my PhD would have been much easier if I could just tell the people with actual authority and expertise around me what is and they'd passively agree with it.

How many Trump Org employees are in government agency leadership rolls?

 

[thedddd]

How many Trump Org employees are in government agency leadership rolls?

And don’t forget Wilbur Ross who heads the department of Commerce which runs NOAA.

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm OK with this release by NOAA. They didn't like the categorical dismissal by the NWS. I think it's just clarifying the way information was disseminated.

The categorical dismissal by NWS was correct. A sub-5% chance of a sliver of Alabama getting hit by tropical storm force winds is not an evacuation condition for the state, and getting out in front of that tweet before people who saw it and not the most up-to-date weather reports could cause a dangerous unnecessary evacuation, especially since the state wasn't going to be expecting one and ready to facilitate it.

NOAA treating Trump's tweet with the "technically correct" gloves and undermining the local NWS report trying to prevent a dangerous situation is a sort of 1984-style revisionist pandering that can't be allowed, especially since Trump's tweet wasn't even technically correct.

 

[forty_three]

Newsletter: Trump, the Taliban and the Camp David gambit



Saw this last week. I chuckled. In light of the above...

 

[forty_three]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Not sure how legit this is, but the GOP is becoming such a parody of itself it's laughable.