Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[mooger_35]

 

[forty_three]

No, no, no. This must be fake news. I have heard that it was a "wonderful" day. And everyone had "such respect" for him.

 

[mooger_35]

Feel good story of the week

 

[Comeds]

Imagine the campaign ad Trump could have made if he was president during 9-11!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Imagine the campaign ad Trump could have made if he was president during 9-11!

He did brag on 9/11 that he had the tallest building in NYC as a result.

 

[Comeds]

Imagine the campaign ad Trump could have made if he was president during 9-11!

This plan was supposedly stolen from Trump headquarters to use in case of an attack like 9-11. I am not sure if its real or not, its up to the public to decide.

From the Desk Of Donald J Trump!

Fade in-

Footage of towers ablaze, then falling. Quick shot of Obama, People running. Trump tower standing tall in the smokey sky.

Triumphic music plays, footage of Trump smiling with injured and deceased* and flashing the thumbs up.

Forboding music, show Muslim people dancing with footage of the towers overlapped.

Show Trump shoveling debris with one hand, a thumbs up sign with the other - smiling all the way. Have a shoe (foot still inside?) in the shovel.**

Show Cryin' Chuck Shumer as he mourns victims, shots of West Baltimore and Lijah Cumming leabing his house, have his address and street sign in frame***

Show Trump pulling a child from an overturned car (Kid Rock music swells to a patriotic creshcend, crashend, peak) as footage of Trump pusing a Staples Easy button and footage of nukes falling on minorities around the world plays.

Zoom in on Trump's smile. Have slogan state "Ttump, Making America Greater Again And Again"

-Fade Out


*might be in bad taste, get Pence to test group this
** See if Hannity approves
***thank Tucker for this idea

 

[Comeds]

He did brag on 9/11 that he had the tallest building in NYC as a result.

Oops, thanks, time for a quick edit.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Darkstone42]

Is he drunk, or does every Trump slur as their normal voice?

 

[dash]

I'm sure it has been posted before (probably by @jstewismybastardson), but with that beard, Junior looks like Ellis from Die Hard.

and we all know how things turned out for Ellis

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm sure it has been posted before (probably by @jstewismybastardson), but with that beard, Junior looks like Ellis from Die Hard.

and we all know how things turned out for Ellis

Heeeyyyy John boy!

 

[forty_three]

Well, the real victims refused to meet him, so he had to see someone.

Glad to see Senator Portman along for the ride. Fucking shit stain.

 

[forty_three]

Also, look at the bandage on the kid's head. Any "doctor" that wrapped that should lose their license. That's not a medical bandage, that's a Central Casting prop bandage.

People who fall for this kind of shit should be sterilized so they don't reproduce.

 

[Comeds]

I'm sure it has been posted before (probably by @jstewismybastardson), but with that beard, Junior looks like Ellis from Die Hard.

and we all know how things turned out for Ellis

No spoilers, its in my queue but I haven't seen it yet.

 

[mooger_35]

#teammitch

 

[dash]

#teambitch

fixed.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

hehehe. Oh kickstart my heart Tommy!!

 

[dash]

hehehe. Oh kickstart my heart Tommy!!

I feel good after reading the above, Doctor.

 

[Darkstone42]

ICE Raids Miss. Plant After $3.75 Million Sexual Harassment Settlement

So, like, that's retaliation, right? Especially since these raids have more than once followed such a settlement, it's a pattern of silencing migrants on behalf of their rich employers who want to abuse them unchallenged. I mean, it's hard not to read it like that, at least.