Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[Comeds]

Because the Boomers won't fucking retire (my boss is 72 and, no joke, broke her hip last week) and the Millenials think they should be the CEO after being in the workforce a year and a half.

Truth is I like both generations, but seriously Boomers.... retire already.

And stop voting.

 

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Tim Horton's is going to the dogs...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Andrew Scheer is pretty much human garbage in my eyes but I've got to agree with him about this. If he gets in I hope he keeps his word on this at least.


EDIT: I'm referring more to the second clip.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm a terrible person because I giggled a little bit, but Jesus this is bad.

 

[dash]

I'm a terrible person because I giggled a little bit, but Jesus this is bad.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[dash]

That was a favo(u)rite play of the DJs during the Electric Avenue days in Calgary in the late 80s.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm a terrible person because I giggled a little bit, but Jesus this is bad.

*in my best 80’s era tv daytime soap opera narrator voice*

“The role of mattola will now be played by kenny”

 

[thedddd]

I'm a terrible person because I giggled a little bit, but Jesus this is bad.

Yes I laughed at this.

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

Why #1?
Cruises to Cuba Are Abruptly Canceled, After New Travel Ban

Why #2?
Trump halts fetal tissue research by government scientists

Oh thats right....nevermind....

 

[Darkstone42]

I gave a quiz today. My students are learning about identifying and using distinguishing characteristics to separate substances. So I asked them to propose a distinguishing characteristic to tell four kittens apart. Every student answered with something reasonable and got full points.

Except one.

Who said, "centrifuge."

 

[dare2be]

Except one.

Who said, "centrifuge."

Sorry about that. I couldn't resist.

 

[Comeds]

The Raptors are trying to be the first dinosaur themed team to win a championship since the 2002 Detroit Red Wings.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[Comeds]

I get that its a joke, I do, but there is a WNBA which stands for Women's National Basketball Association. Why isn't there a MNBA? How come no The Golden Boys sitcom?

Makes you think.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I get that its a joke, I do, but there is a WNBA which stands for Women's National Basketball Association. Why isn't there a MNBA? How come no The Golden Boys sitcom?

Makes you think.

And why is the recording device in airplanes a black box and not a white box? That's some biased shit right there. Fucking BLM.

 

[Comeds]

And why is the recording device in airplanes a black box and not a white box? That's some biased shit right there. Fucking BLM.

Its not easy being a straight white male these days.

 

[dash]

I get that its a joke, I do, but there is a WNBA which stands for Women's National Basketball Association. Why isn't there a MNBA? How come no The Golden Boys sitcom?

Makes you think.

There's no Wonder Man either, what the heck?!?

 

[dare2be]

Boats and ships all referred to with feminine pronouns. That's some serious gender bias right there.