Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[Comeds]

Ralph: Fonzi, what's wrong with Potsie's immune system?
Fonzi: Aaaiiidddsss.

 

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Michael Cohen has declared his independence from Donald J. Trump

Michael Cohen made it clear in an interview earlier this week that he will soon turn on Donald Trump and begin cooperating with the FBI. “My wife, my daughter, and my son, and this country have my first loyalty,” Cohen told ABC News. The flip may have quietly begun Wednesday.

In a subtle move that was not missed by Cohen’s closest watchers, Trump’s former “fixer” declared his independence from the President by deleting Trump’s name from his Twitter bio. The bio previously said, “Personal attorney to President Donald J. Trump.” Now it’s blank.

 

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74 hot dogs for Joey Chestnutt (a new record)

 

[forty_three]

Michael Cohen has declared his independence from Donald J. Trump

Michael Cohen made it clear in an interview earlier this week that he will soon turn on Donald Trump and begin cooperating with the FBI. “My wife, my daughter, and my son, and this country have my first loyalty,” Cohen told ABC News. The flip may have quietly begun Wednesday.

In a subtle move that was not missed by Cohen’s closest watchers, Trump’s former “fixer” declared his independence from the President by deleting Trump’s name from his Twitter bio. The bio previously said, “Personal attorney to President Donald J. Trump.” Now it’s blank.

Cohen's gonna lose that Supreme Court nomination.

 

[mooger_35]

How shocked would anybody be if Cohen dies of radiation poisoning over the next few weeks.

 

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How shocked would anybody be if Cohen dies of radiation poisoning over the next few weeks.

Maybe a pol-onium is in order?

 

[Comeds]

Ralph: Fonzi, what's wrong with Potsie's immune system?
Fonzi: Aaaiiidddsss.

Three people PMd me about this, none to point out it's a terrible joke which it is. All three said it was stupid because if anybody on Happy Days was getting AIDS it was going to be Ralph, not Potsie.

 

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We need to build a seawall.

 

[puckhead]

Three people PMd me about this, none to point out it's a terrible joke which it is. All three said it was stupid because if anybody on Happy Days was getting AIDS it was going to be Ralph, not Potsie.

to be fair, my issue was not that it was a terrible joke (which it as), but because it was period incorrect
a tougher stretch, but the correct answer would be "ghonnoraaaaaya"

 

[elocomotive]

...Trump’s former “fixer” declared his independence from the President by deleting Trump’s name from his Twitter bio. The bio previously said, “Personal attorney to President Donald J. Trump.” Now it’s blank.

Such courage!!

 

[forty_three]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States

Very well, I accept.

 

[forty_three]

Oh, also over there - a celebration of an important anniversary of their own.

NHS staff and patients mark 70 years of the health service – live

 

[dare2be]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States

Very well, I accept.

Totally unnecessary. We are already ruled by a drama queen.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States

Very well, I accept.

It's all well and fine until fucking Charles takes over.

 

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It's all well and fine until fucking Charles takes over.

What an insufferable wanker.

 

[forty_three]

It's all well and fine until fucking Charles takes over.

It's okay:
Elizabeth acknowledged that, in the wake of Brexit, Americans might justifiably be alarmed about being governed by the British parliamentary system, but she reassured them, “Parliament would play no role in this deal. This would be an old-school monarchy. Just me, and then, assuming you’d rather not have Charles, we could go straight to William and those children of his who have mesmerized you so.”

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It's okay:
Elizabeth acknowledged that, in the wake of Brexit, Americans might justifiably be alarmed about being governed by the British parliamentary system, but she reassured them, “Parliament would play no role in this deal. This would be an old-school monarchy. Just me, and then, assuming you’d rather not have Charles, we could go straight to William and those children of his who have mesmerized you so.”

William is white bread with unsalted butter.

How about after Lizzie we get Jeremy Clarkson?

 

[Comeds]

Fun fact about Prince Charles and Die Hard. In the novel Die Hard was based on - the main character was Prince Charles visiting friends at the Shell Centre high rise when Welsh terrorists take over the building. Everything else was pretty much the same. Things were changed when it was alleged Charles paid for the book and that it was going to be passed off as non fiction.

 

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[dare2be]

When you can't laugh or cry, just scream.