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I had cow pox as a kid.
 

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I appreciate the sentiment here but it's a bit misleading.

German opposition leaders have asked for him to be removed, not the actual ruling party. I believe opposition deputies have more power in Germany than opposing parties here do (not entirely sure of that).

Also, they want him removed not specifically for being a racist twat but because he is acting like an "occupying power". He tries to bully the government into things on a weekly basis it would seem.

So yeah.. he's a shithead but the tweet doesn't quite convey the facts here.
 

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I had cow pox as a kid.

I had great pox a few years back. I thought you were supposed to expose it to kids so that they build immunity.

That didn't go over well. My bad!!
 

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I had great pox a few years back. I thought you were supposed to expose it to kids so that they build immunity.

That didn't go over well. My bad!!

I got it from riding an exercise bike at the gym. WOuld you be so kind as to act like my doctor and call my wife to tell her that?

Cow pox is not as harmful as small pox and they used it to help make the first small pox vaccine. Its called cow pox because the lesions the infected get turn black so the infected resemble a Holstein cow. Or in some cases a Belgian Blue.
 

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I appreciate the sentiment here but it's a bit misleading.

German opposition leaders have asked for him to be removed, not the actual ruling party. I believe opposition deputies have more power in Germany than opposing parties here do (not entirely sure of that).

Also, they want him removed not specifically for being a racist twat but because he is acting like an "occupying power". He tries to bully the government into things on a weekly basis it would seem.

So yeah.. he's a shithead but the tweet doesn't quite convey the facts here.

All very true. But I do love the sentiment :)

I had great pox a few years back. I thought you were supposed to expose it to kids so that they build immunity.

That didn't go over well. My bad!!

I had the greatest pox, let me tell you. You wouldn't believe how great my pox was.
 

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I prefer posters (much like war heroes) who avoid being captured by pox (great or small).
 

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I got it from riding an exercise bike at the gym. WOuld you be so kind as to act like my doctor and call my wife to tell her that?

Cow pox is not as harmful as small pox and they used it to help make the first small pox vaccine. Its called cow pox because the lesions the infected get turn black so the infected resemble a Holstein cow. Or in some cases a Belgian Blue.

I'm pretty sure I got mine from one of y'alls mommas.
 

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The good news is that I just had to do some pencilling and it cures it! It's like magic. Here's what I pencilled.

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I'm pretty sure I got mine from one of y'alls mommas.
Mods, is this the type of waggery we want here? Momma jokes? I tell one person in confidence that my mother was patient zero in two separate (but equal) outbreaks and he makes a joke about it.
 

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I want to apologize. This fake Tweet was a little over the line and kind of ridiculous.

There's no way Trump would have gotten the apostrophe correct that many times.
Yeah that was "Fake News" too good of grammar and not enough bigly words.
Remember when acting like Trump always remember what would a student from Trump University would say.
 
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