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Travis Kelce to Accompany Taylor Swift on Her International Eras Tour in November

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Meh. The Beatles were overrated nancy boys
So the reference is on target for you male dudes hyping the romance of an NFL player with a 6 out of 10 level chick, she almost looks like a dude. Sort of like Britney Spears. Congrats! Dig in
 

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So the reference is on target for you male dudes hyping the romance of an NFL player with a 6 out of 10 level chick, she almost looks like a dude. Sort of like Britney Spears. Congrats! Dig in
"You male dudes"
Um, yes, males are usually dudes. Usually.

Taylor is a 6 to you?? Man! I'd love to know whom you consider to be a 9, or even an 8. Almost looks like a dude? Okay, now you're just trolling
 

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He's gonna take the bye week to travel internationally to bang her hard and repeatedly. Then, he'll come back and play some football.

I don't see any conflict in that. I'd do the same if I was him.
He be all pussy whipped when he comes back and will be useless to the Chiefs for the rest of the season
 

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"You male dudes"
Um, yes, males are usually dudes. Usually.

Taylor is a 6 to you?? Man! I'd love to know whom you consider to be a 9, or even an 8. Almost looks like a dude? Okay, now you're just trolling
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. You are on record willing to hump anything up to 300 lbs, male or female and regardless of species, so your comment is very funny.

I do not think TS is physically attractive at all. Just my opinion.
 

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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. You are on record willing to hump anything up to 300 lbs, male or female and regardless of species, so your comment is very funny.

I do not think TS is physically attractive at all. Just my opinion.
I'm on record? Since when??

We get it, you're attracted to weird-looking women. No big deal
 

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I'm on record? Since when??

We get it, you're attracted to weird-looking women. No big deal
Just messing with you man, you are cool.
Got confused, thought it was a @cheerupcharlie comment. He’ll hump anything that walks …
 
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Y'all need to stop being gay about this.

We can all agree Taylor Swift is an annoying dumbass who makes bad music without pretending like we wouldn't all bang her.

She's young, rich, and not fat. Already better than 90% of American women.

She no Donna Kelce though. That's for sure.
 

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"You male dudes"
Um, yes, males are usually dudes. Usually.

Taylor is a 6 to you?? Man! I'd love to know whom you consider to be a 9, or even an 8. Almost looks like a dude? Okay, now you're just trolling
I think her body is just blah. No curves. Kinda pretty face. Her best feature is she is a slut.
 

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Seems a bit more committed to money than he is football these days.

As it often goes, pussy ends a lot of great runs.

KC is a .500 team without him.
That how all these football players are willing to take less money is by getting a sugar momma.

Brady = Giselle
Kelce = Swift

Don't need massive contracts when you have a sugar momma waiting in the wings. Not that Brady or Kelce are poor.
 

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He needs to put his hopes and dreams on hold to follow true love. She has done that with her tour the past month, now it is time for him to do the same in following her on her world tour. The NFL will be there next season, but if he doesn't follow her with his whole heart, she may not be there next season.

To quote Taylor, "It's a love story, baby just say yes!"
 

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"You male dudes"
Um, yes, males are usually dudes. Usually.

Taylor is a 6 to you?? Man! I'd love to know whom you consider to be a 9, or even an 8. Almost looks like a dude? Okay, now you're just trolling
She is closer to 7. Here are some 9+ for future reference.

Salma Hayek
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Alexandra Daddario
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Jeri Ryan
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She is closer to 7. Here are some 9+ for future reference.

Salma Hayek
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Alexandra Daddario
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Jeri Ryan
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Cant believe I left out Jennifer Connelly

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He probably has a penis.

Along with roughly half of the population of the planet. Point being, on looks alone, if you saw them walking down the street as a couple and didn't know either them you wouldn't think either of them was "punching above their weight" so to speak,
 
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