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Top Ten Jersey Fouls of 2011

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pixburgher66

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I don't understand personalized jerseys. Making it your last name is fine...beyond that, never use the personalized jersey. Never.
 

DChero

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I don't understand personalized jerseys. Making it your last name is fine...beyond that, never use the personalized jersey. Never... unless it's Commodore 64

Agreed. ;)
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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most of them are truly the opposite of clever, which is what the wearer/creator usually wants, people to see it and remark how smart, funny and clever the wearer is.

99% backfire.
Usually you just look like a complete douche.

Just like people who bring signs to the arena... most people have a weird illusion that they are more funny and clever than reality proves.
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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#8.

wearing a stupid jersey "ironically" makes you the douchiest of douches. King of Doucheland. Master of douchebaggery.
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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and a #69 on anything... really?

12 yr olds everywhere think that's hilarious.


teeheeeheee.. get it? 69? I like sex. And have it often. As my jersey implies. Teeheehee
 

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and a #69 on anything... really?

12 yr olds everywhere think that's hilarious.


teeheeeheee.. get it? 69? I like sex. And have it often. As my jersey implies. Teeheehee

Haha!!!! You said 69!!!
 

elocomotive

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...Just like people who bring signs to the arena... most people have a weird illusion that they are more funny and clever than reality proves.

Personal peeve of mine... People used to bring signs to games to get on TV that were the station's letters. So if you watched a game on CBS, it might read...
Columbus
Blue Jackets
Suck!

Unlike my example (first thing I could think of), they were often clever. Then people just started putting the station letters wherever in the sentence like...
wE will
alwayS
love our Pittsburgh
penguiNs

No, people. That is NOT the game. And despite now having license to put the important letters wherever, the message got even less creative somehow. :L
 

beantownmaniac

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Personal peeve of mine... People used to bring signs to games to get on TV that were the station's letters. So if you watched a game on CBS, it might read...
Columbus
Blue Jackets
Suck!

Unlike my example (first thing I could think of), they were often clever. Then people just started putting the station letters wherever in the sentence like...
wE will
alwayS
love our Pittsburgh
penguiNs

No, people. That is NOT the game. And despite now having license to put the important letters wherever, the message got even less creative somehow. :L


Nashville sucks!!!
Habs suck!!!
Los Angeles sucks!!!

New York sucks!!!
Edmonton sucks!!!
Toronto sucks
Washington sucks!!!
Ottawa sucks!!!
Red Wings suck!!!
Kick-ass Bruins RULE!!!

I don't know. Those signs can grow on ya.
 

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