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50. Ron Francis
1731 GP, 549 G, 1249 A, 1798 PTS
Key Stat: One of only two players to reach 1200 Assists
49. Marcel Dionne
1348 GP, 731 G, 1040 A, 1771 PTS
Key Stat: Retired as the NHL’s second leading scorer of all-time
48. Milt Schmidt
776 GP, 229 G, 346 A, 575 PTS
Cool Trivia: Returned from World War II to become a 1st Team All-Star for the second time
47. Slava Fetisov
546 GP, 36 G, 192 A, 228 PTS
Key Stat: Winner of Seven Gold Medals in the World Championships
46. Syl Apps
423 GP, 201 G, 231 A, 432 PTS
Key Stat: Finished Top 10 in Points-Per-Game in every season of his career
45. Martin Brodeur
1164 GP, 640 Wins, 2.24 GAA, 116 SOs
Key Stat: Most Wins, Shutouts, and awkward family reunions of all-time
44. Scott Stevens
1635 GP, 196 G, 712 A, 908 PTS
Cool Trivia: The Devils have won only 16 playoff games since his last playoff run in 2003
43. Cyclone Taylor
130 GP, 159 G, 104 A, 263 PTS (PCHA)
Key Stat: Led the PCHA in scoring five times
42. Chris Pronger
1167 GP, 157 G, 541 A, 698 PTS
Cool Trivia: Has illegitimate children in Hartford, St. Louis, Edmonton, Anaheim, and Nagano
41. Teemu Selanne
1308 GP, 653 G, 733 A, 1386 PTS
Key Stat: Set an NHL record for scoring 20 Goals in a single month
40. Chris Chelios
1651 GP, 185 G, 763 A, 948 PTS
Key Stat: Holds the NHL record for the most Games Played in the playoffs
39. Ted Lindsay
1068 GP, 379 G, 472 A, 851 PTS
Cool Trivia: One of the biggest advocates for a players’ union, hence the NHLPA trophy’s name
38. Larry Robinson
1384 GP, 208 G, 750 A, 958 PTS
Key Stat: Was the leading scorer in the 1978 Playoffs with 21 Points in 15 Games
37. Brett Hull
1269 GP, 741 G, 650 A, 1391 PTS
Cool Trivia: Scored the 1999 Stanley Cup winning goal* in overtime
36. Newsy Lalonde
99 GP, 125 G, 41 A, 166 PTS
Key Stat: Finished as a league-leading scorer in the PCHA, NHA, WCHL, and NHL
35. Red Kelly
1316 GP, 281 G, 542 A, 823 PTS
Cool Trivia: Switched to Center after being named a 1st Team All-Star as a Defenseman six times
34. Nicklas Lidstrom
1544 GP, 263 G, 873 A, 1136 PTS
Cool Trivia: Was bitten by a vampire in 1997 and committed his eternal youth to Mike Ilitch
33. Clint Benedict
362 GP, 190 Wins, 2.32 GAA, 57 SOs
Key Stat: Led the NHL in Wins in six of the league’s first seven seasons
32. Bill Durnan
383 GP, 208 Wins, 2.36 GAA, 34 SOs
Key Stat: Won six Vezina Trophies in his seven-year career
31. Bobby Clarke
1144 GP, 358 G, 852 A, 1210 PTS
Key Stat: Finished with a +79 in 1974-75 and a +83 in 1975-76
30. Paul Coffey
1409 GP, 396 G, 1135 A, 1531 PTS
Key Stat: Holds the single season record for Points by a Defenseman with 138 in 1985-86
29. Bryan Trottier
1279 GP, 524 G, 901 A, 1425 PTS
Cool Trivia: Called Brian Bellows a “tit fucker” in the 1991 Stanley Cup Finals
28. Denis Potvin
1060 GP, 310 G, 742 A, 1052 PTS
Key Stat: Retired as the NHL’s leading scorer among Defensemen
27. Phil Esposito
1282 GP, 717 G, 873 A, 1590
Sad Trivia: His daughter recently passed away; she was married to Alexander Selivanov
26. Valeri Kharlamov
438 GP, 293 G, 214 A, 507 PTS (Soviet)
Key Stat: Winner of eight World Championships and two Olympic Gold Medals
25. Terry Sawchuk
971 GP, 447 Wins, 2.51 GAA, 103 SOs
Key Stat: Held the record for Shutouts for nearly 50 years
24. Peter Forsberg
708 GP, 249 G, 636 A, 885 PTS
Cool Trivia: Has the single greatest YouTube highlight reel of any athlete
23. Mike Bossy
752 GP, 573 G, 553 A, 1126 PTS
Key Stat: Became the first player since Maurice Richard to record 50 Goals in 50 Games
22. Guy Lafleur
1126 GP, 560 G, 793 A, 1353 PTS
Key Stat: Was voted a 1st Team All-Star in six-consecutive seasons
21. Ken Dryden
397 GP, 258 Wins, 2.24 GAA, 46 SOs
Key Stat: Lost fewer than 15 percent of his regular season games
20. Steve Yzerman
1514 GP, 692 G, 1063 A, 1755 PTS
Cool Trivia: He used to be a goal scorer, but then he took an arrow to the knee
19. Glenn Hall
906 GP, 407 Wins, 2.49 GAA, 84 SOs
Key Stat: Was named a 1st or 2nd Team All-Star in eleven different seasons
18. Jaromir Jagr
1314 GP, 658 G, 976 A, 1634 PTS
Key Stat: Won the Art Ross Trophy five times in his career
17. Joe Sakic
1378 GP, 625 G, 1016 A, 1641 PTS
Cool Trivia: Scored every overtime goal in the history of the NHL playoffs; look it up - it’s true
16. Howie Morenz
550 GP, 271 G, 201 A, 472 PTS
Cool Trivia: After breaking his leg, fans sent alcohol to his room in the hospital
15. Stan Mikita
1394 GP, 541 G, 926 A, 1467 PTS
Cool Trivia: Owns a doughnut restaurant in Aurora, Illinois
14. Jacques Plante
837 GP, 437 Wins, 2.38 GAA, 82 SOs
Key Stat: Won both the Stanley Cup and the Vezina Trophy in every season from 1956 to 1960
13. Eddie Shore
550 GP, 105 G, 179 A, 284 PTS
Key Stat: Earned the Hart Trophy four times - more than any other Defenseman
12. Dominik Hasek
735 GP, 389 Wins, 2.20 GAA, 81 SOs (Season)
119 GP, 65 Wins, 2.02 GAA, 14 SOs (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Lead the NHL in Save Percentage in six-consecutive seasons
Cool Trivia: Turned down a contract offer during the 1987 Canada Cup, delaying his NHL career
11. Doug Harvey
1113 GP, 88 G, 452 A, 540 PTS (Season)
137 GP, 8 G, 64 A, 72 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Was named a 1st Team All-Star ten times in eleven seasons
Cool Trivia: Scored the Stanley Cup winning Game 7 overtime goal in 1955... against his own team
10. Bobby Hull
1063 GP, 610 G, 560 A, 1170 PTS (Season)
119 GP, 62 G, 67 A, 129 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Scored an additional 303 Goals in the WHA
Cool Trivia: Played a handful of games with Gordie Howe in Hartford in 1979-80
9. Ray Bourque
1612 GP, 410 G, 1169 A, 1579 PTS (Season)
214 GP, 41 G, 139 A, 180 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Named a 1st or 2nd Team All-Star nineteen motherfucking times
Cool Trivia: Attended every NHL All-Star Game since his sophomore season in 1980-81
8. Mark Messier
1756 GP, 694 G, 1193 A, 1887 PTS (Season)
236 GP, 109 G, 186 A, 295 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: The only player with 1500 Points to have an even greater offensive output in the playoffs
Cool Trivia: Vancouver was .423 with him in the lineup in his three years and .282 without him
7. Maurice Richard
978 GP, 544 G, 421 A, 965 PTS (Season)
133 GP, 82 G, 44 A, 126 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Finished Top 5 in Goals twelve times in thirteen seasons
Cool Trivia: Never won an Art Ross Trophy, but he did punch out a referee
6. Jean Beliveau
1125 GP, 507 G, 712 A, 1219 PTS (Season)
162 GP, 79 G, 97 A, 176 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Led both the season and the playoffs in Goals and Points in 1955-56
Cool Trivia: Was the first recipient of the Conn Smythe Trophy in 1965
5. Patrick Roy
1029 GP, 551 Wins, 2.54 GAA, 66 SOs (Season)
247 GP, 151 Wins, 2.30 GAA, 23 SOs (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Won the Conn Smythe Trophy in three different decades - no one else has done so in two
Key Stat: Holds the three highest playoff Save Percentages among Stanley Cup Finalists when weighted against the league average. In 1989, his .920 SPCT was .041 above the regular season average. In 1993, his .929 SPCT was .044 above the regular season average. In 1986, his .923 SPCT was .049 above the regular season average.
4. Mario Lemieux
915 GP, 690 G, 1033 A, 1723 PTS (Season)
107 GP, 76 G, 96 A, 172 PTS (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Used to live with maddog’s boyfriend, Sidney Crosby
Key Stat: Scored 30 Goals and 56 Points in 20 games in his comeback in March and April of 1992-93. At that point of the season, Pat LaFontaine had 116 Points to Mario Lemieux’s 104 Points. Lemieux finished the season with 1.15 Goals-Per-Game and 2.67 Points-Per-Game. It was kinda badass.
3. Gordie Howe
1767 GP, 801 G, 1049 A, 1850 PTS (Season)
157 GP, 68 G, 92 A, 160 PTS (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Never scored an overtime goal in the playoffs - weird, huh?
Key Stat: Finished Top 5 in Points twenty times in his career. Fucking twenty times. Only 57 players in NHL history have even played in twenty NHL seasons. Of the 57 players, only twelve of them recorded at least 30 Points in all twenty seasons, whereas this crazy bastard was a minimum top five scorer. That’s pretty fucking sick.
2. Wayne Gretzky
1487 GP, 894 G, 1963 A, 2857 PTS (Season)
208 GP, 122 G, 260 A, 382 PTS (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Scored at least 30 Points in the playoffs on six different occasions
Key Stat: Remember how awesome I said Gordie Howe was a second ago? Wayne Gretzky retired with 113 more Assists than Gordie Howe had Points (1963). That’s why he won 31 individual trophies in his first fifteen seasons. The next time someone mentions a current player in the same sentence, paragraph, or short story as Wayne Gretzky, you should break that person’s jaw.
1. Vladislav Tretiak
Yep.
Why Vladislav Tretiak? Because Fuck Bobby Orr - that’s why.
1731 GP, 549 G, 1249 A, 1798 PTS
Key Stat: One of only two players to reach 1200 Assists
49. Marcel Dionne
1348 GP, 731 G, 1040 A, 1771 PTS
Key Stat: Retired as the NHL’s second leading scorer of all-time
48. Milt Schmidt
776 GP, 229 G, 346 A, 575 PTS
Cool Trivia: Returned from World War II to become a 1st Team All-Star for the second time
47. Slava Fetisov
546 GP, 36 G, 192 A, 228 PTS
Key Stat: Winner of Seven Gold Medals in the World Championships
46. Syl Apps
423 GP, 201 G, 231 A, 432 PTS
Key Stat: Finished Top 10 in Points-Per-Game in every season of his career
45. Martin Brodeur
1164 GP, 640 Wins, 2.24 GAA, 116 SOs
Key Stat: Most Wins, Shutouts, and awkward family reunions of all-time
44. Scott Stevens
1635 GP, 196 G, 712 A, 908 PTS
Cool Trivia: The Devils have won only 16 playoff games since his last playoff run in 2003
43. Cyclone Taylor
130 GP, 159 G, 104 A, 263 PTS (PCHA)
Key Stat: Led the PCHA in scoring five times
42. Chris Pronger
1167 GP, 157 G, 541 A, 698 PTS
Cool Trivia: Has illegitimate children in Hartford, St. Louis, Edmonton, Anaheim, and Nagano
41. Teemu Selanne
1308 GP, 653 G, 733 A, 1386 PTS
Key Stat: Set an NHL record for scoring 20 Goals in a single month
40. Chris Chelios
1651 GP, 185 G, 763 A, 948 PTS
Key Stat: Holds the NHL record for the most Games Played in the playoffs
39. Ted Lindsay
1068 GP, 379 G, 472 A, 851 PTS
Cool Trivia: One of the biggest advocates for a players’ union, hence the NHLPA trophy’s name
38. Larry Robinson
1384 GP, 208 G, 750 A, 958 PTS
Key Stat: Was the leading scorer in the 1978 Playoffs with 21 Points in 15 Games
37. Brett Hull
1269 GP, 741 G, 650 A, 1391 PTS
Cool Trivia: Scored the 1999 Stanley Cup winning goal* in overtime
36. Newsy Lalonde
99 GP, 125 G, 41 A, 166 PTS
Key Stat: Finished as a league-leading scorer in the PCHA, NHA, WCHL, and NHL
35. Red Kelly
1316 GP, 281 G, 542 A, 823 PTS
Cool Trivia: Switched to Center after being named a 1st Team All-Star as a Defenseman six times
34. Nicklas Lidstrom
1544 GP, 263 G, 873 A, 1136 PTS
Cool Trivia: Was bitten by a vampire in 1997 and committed his eternal youth to Mike Ilitch
33. Clint Benedict
362 GP, 190 Wins, 2.32 GAA, 57 SOs
Key Stat: Led the NHL in Wins in six of the league’s first seven seasons
32. Bill Durnan
383 GP, 208 Wins, 2.36 GAA, 34 SOs
Key Stat: Won six Vezina Trophies in his seven-year career
31. Bobby Clarke
1144 GP, 358 G, 852 A, 1210 PTS
Key Stat: Finished with a +79 in 1974-75 and a +83 in 1975-76
30. Paul Coffey
1409 GP, 396 G, 1135 A, 1531 PTS
Key Stat: Holds the single season record for Points by a Defenseman with 138 in 1985-86
29. Bryan Trottier
1279 GP, 524 G, 901 A, 1425 PTS
Cool Trivia: Called Brian Bellows a “tit fucker” in the 1991 Stanley Cup Finals
28. Denis Potvin
1060 GP, 310 G, 742 A, 1052 PTS
Key Stat: Retired as the NHL’s leading scorer among Defensemen
27. Phil Esposito
1282 GP, 717 G, 873 A, 1590
Sad Trivia: His daughter recently passed away; she was married to Alexander Selivanov
26. Valeri Kharlamov
438 GP, 293 G, 214 A, 507 PTS (Soviet)
Key Stat: Winner of eight World Championships and two Olympic Gold Medals
25. Terry Sawchuk
971 GP, 447 Wins, 2.51 GAA, 103 SOs
Key Stat: Held the record for Shutouts for nearly 50 years
24. Peter Forsberg
708 GP, 249 G, 636 A, 885 PTS
Cool Trivia: Has the single greatest YouTube highlight reel of any athlete
23. Mike Bossy
752 GP, 573 G, 553 A, 1126 PTS
Key Stat: Became the first player since Maurice Richard to record 50 Goals in 50 Games
22. Guy Lafleur
1126 GP, 560 G, 793 A, 1353 PTS
Key Stat: Was voted a 1st Team All-Star in six-consecutive seasons
21. Ken Dryden
397 GP, 258 Wins, 2.24 GAA, 46 SOs
Key Stat: Lost fewer than 15 percent of his regular season games
20. Steve Yzerman
1514 GP, 692 G, 1063 A, 1755 PTS
Cool Trivia: He used to be a goal scorer, but then he took an arrow to the knee
19. Glenn Hall
906 GP, 407 Wins, 2.49 GAA, 84 SOs
Key Stat: Was named a 1st or 2nd Team All-Star in eleven different seasons
18. Jaromir Jagr
1314 GP, 658 G, 976 A, 1634 PTS
Key Stat: Won the Art Ross Trophy five times in his career
17. Joe Sakic
1378 GP, 625 G, 1016 A, 1641 PTS
Cool Trivia: Scored every overtime goal in the history of the NHL playoffs; look it up - it’s true
16. Howie Morenz
550 GP, 271 G, 201 A, 472 PTS
Cool Trivia: After breaking his leg, fans sent alcohol to his room in the hospital
15. Stan Mikita
1394 GP, 541 G, 926 A, 1467 PTS
Cool Trivia: Owns a doughnut restaurant in Aurora, Illinois
14. Jacques Plante
837 GP, 437 Wins, 2.38 GAA, 82 SOs
Key Stat: Won both the Stanley Cup and the Vezina Trophy in every season from 1956 to 1960
13. Eddie Shore
550 GP, 105 G, 179 A, 284 PTS
Key Stat: Earned the Hart Trophy four times - more than any other Defenseman
12. Dominik Hasek
735 GP, 389 Wins, 2.20 GAA, 81 SOs (Season)
119 GP, 65 Wins, 2.02 GAA, 14 SOs (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Lead the NHL in Save Percentage in six-consecutive seasons
Cool Trivia: Turned down a contract offer during the 1987 Canada Cup, delaying his NHL career
11. Doug Harvey
1113 GP, 88 G, 452 A, 540 PTS (Season)
137 GP, 8 G, 64 A, 72 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Was named a 1st Team All-Star ten times in eleven seasons
Cool Trivia: Scored the Stanley Cup winning Game 7 overtime goal in 1955... against his own team
10. Bobby Hull
1063 GP, 610 G, 560 A, 1170 PTS (Season)
119 GP, 62 G, 67 A, 129 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Scored an additional 303 Goals in the WHA
Cool Trivia: Played a handful of games with Gordie Howe in Hartford in 1979-80
9. Ray Bourque
1612 GP, 410 G, 1169 A, 1579 PTS (Season)
214 GP, 41 G, 139 A, 180 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Named a 1st or 2nd Team All-Star nineteen motherfucking times
Cool Trivia: Attended every NHL All-Star Game since his sophomore season in 1980-81
8. Mark Messier
1756 GP, 694 G, 1193 A, 1887 PTS (Season)
236 GP, 109 G, 186 A, 295 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: The only player with 1500 Points to have an even greater offensive output in the playoffs
Cool Trivia: Vancouver was .423 with him in the lineup in his three years and .282 without him
7. Maurice Richard
978 GP, 544 G, 421 A, 965 PTS (Season)
133 GP, 82 G, 44 A, 126 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Finished Top 5 in Goals twelve times in thirteen seasons
Cool Trivia: Never won an Art Ross Trophy, but he did punch out a referee
6. Jean Beliveau
1125 GP, 507 G, 712 A, 1219 PTS (Season)
162 GP, 79 G, 97 A, 176 PTS (Playoffs)
Key Stat: Led both the season and the playoffs in Goals and Points in 1955-56
Cool Trivia: Was the first recipient of the Conn Smythe Trophy in 1965
5. Patrick Roy
1029 GP, 551 Wins, 2.54 GAA, 66 SOs (Season)
247 GP, 151 Wins, 2.30 GAA, 23 SOs (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Won the Conn Smythe Trophy in three different decades - no one else has done so in two
Key Stat: Holds the three highest playoff Save Percentages among Stanley Cup Finalists when weighted against the league average. In 1989, his .920 SPCT was .041 above the regular season average. In 1993, his .929 SPCT was .044 above the regular season average. In 1986, his .923 SPCT was .049 above the regular season average.
4. Mario Lemieux
915 GP, 690 G, 1033 A, 1723 PTS (Season)
107 GP, 76 G, 96 A, 172 PTS (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Used to live with maddog’s boyfriend, Sidney Crosby
Key Stat: Scored 30 Goals and 56 Points in 20 games in his comeback in March and April of 1992-93. At that point of the season, Pat LaFontaine had 116 Points to Mario Lemieux’s 104 Points. Lemieux finished the season with 1.15 Goals-Per-Game and 2.67 Points-Per-Game. It was kinda badass.
3. Gordie Howe
1767 GP, 801 G, 1049 A, 1850 PTS (Season)
157 GP, 68 G, 92 A, 160 PTS (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Never scored an overtime goal in the playoffs - weird, huh?
Key Stat: Finished Top 5 in Points twenty times in his career. Fucking twenty times. Only 57 players in NHL history have even played in twenty NHL seasons. Of the 57 players, only twelve of them recorded at least 30 Points in all twenty seasons, whereas this crazy bastard was a minimum top five scorer. That’s pretty fucking sick.
2. Wayne Gretzky
1487 GP, 894 G, 1963 A, 2857 PTS (Season)
208 GP, 122 G, 260 A, 382 PTS (Playoffs)
Cool Trivia: Scored at least 30 Points in the playoffs on six different occasions
Key Stat: Remember how awesome I said Gordie Howe was a second ago? Wayne Gretzky retired with 113 more Assists than Gordie Howe had Points (1963). That’s why he won 31 individual trophies in his first fifteen seasons. The next time someone mentions a current player in the same sentence, paragraph, or short story as Wayne Gretzky, you should break that person’s jaw.
1. Vladislav Tretiak
Yep.
Why Vladislav Tretiak? Because Fuck Bobby Orr - that’s why.
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