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Aldon Smith will take indefinite leave of absence - NFL.com

Follow up. Seems he's going to take some time off willingly. At least he got to play one more game before taking a few off.

Darn, I was wondering where it was going to fall in the NFL Wheel O' Justice:

r*pe - 6 games, reduced to 4
Arranging Major drug deal - 4 games, where you are hurt and wouldn't have played anyway
Obstruction of justice making a double murder impossible to solve - 0 Games and a heroes sendoff eventually. And a fine that equals a weekend's limo service and a new white suit.
Dog fighting and racketeering - Indefinite, but reduced to "time he was in prison". Also a heroes welcome back, and punished with a fat free agent contract.
Shooting yourself in the junk - 4 games
Being PacMan Jones and doing essentially everything wrong - One season.
Later being PacMan and having a fight - 4 games.


Almost makes Shanny look consistent.


this made me laugh harder than the steve harvey video lol
 

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Bills Alex Carrington - torn Quad muscle - out for year.
 

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Aldon Smith will take indefinite leave of absence - NFL.com

Follow up. Seems he's going to take some time off willingly. At least he got to play one more game before taking a few off.

Darn, I was wondering where it was going to fall in the NFL Wheel O' Justice:

r*pe - 6 games, reduced to 4
Arranging Major drug deal - 4 games, where you are hurt and wouldn't have played anyway
Obstruction of justice making a double murder impossible to solve - 0 Games and a heroes sendoff eventually. And a fine that equals a weekend's limo service and a new white suit.
Dog fighting and racketeering - Indefinite, but reduced to "time he was in prison". Also a heroes welcome back, and punished with a fat free agent contract.
Shooting yourself in the junk - 4 games
Being PacMan Jones and doing essentially everything wrong - One season.
Later being PacMan and having a fight - 4 games.


Almost makes Shanny look consistent.

i like the new-er-est one

positive drug test 4 games ... increased to 6 when its discovered that you tired to pay your piss collector to find some new clean piss for you
 

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Bills Alex Carrington - torn Quad muscle - out for year.

That figures. The secondary is already fucked and now this? Plus we need to find out what's up with CJ and Mario. This team being young the one thing they don't have is depth. It's going to be a long season......again.

Didn't Marcel Dareus leave the game too?

Edit, No McKelvin was the other guy, he played four plays before going down.
 
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Two other Bills defensive linemen -- Mario Williams and Marcell Dareus -- suffered ankle injuries in Sunday's game, but Marrone said he believes both "will be fine."

Williams appeared to get tangled up on a Jets extra point in the fourth quarter and also did not return. Dareus left in the third quarter and did not return.

Williams plans on playing next weekend against Baltimore unless his ankle doesn't improve this week, a league source told ESPN.

Alex Carrington of Buffalo Bills will miss remainder of season due to torn quadriceps - ESPN
 

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Injury report says Spiller, Williams, and Dareus will all be back next week.

McKelvin is still being evaluated.
 

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Yeah, no kidding. The way they've made Vereen and Powell look, I'm afraid of what a back like Ray Rice (if he's on the field) would do to them.

I'd be surprised if he was. The Ravens oline is not opening holes up for any back anyway.
 

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LOL.


Denver... order your rings.

This team is ridiculous. I would love to see Peyton win a couple more Super Bowls because, in my opinion, he's the best of all-time at his position.

seahawks d would like a word ... id like to see the matchup ... seahawks big db's playing broncos receivers man coverage ... all that pass rush ... denver losing their left tackle for the season
 
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