tOfficial way too early Superbowl thread

[tabascojet]

sources say a 30% chance of snow.......

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

I hope it snows BIG time and floods, and then they try to do the half time show and the snow causes all the speakers to get super heavy and one topples over and smashes Bruno Mars. Meanwhile there are loud explosions going all over because of the major snowfall and crashing speakers. One chick tries to escape because of the flooding but she's swept onto the field and a bunch of cops taze her, but because she's standing in the puddle the whole field is tazed. At least 42 players go down as they return in the 3rd quarter and they have to call the game.

That'd be awesome.