tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

How likely were either of those two things to happen otherwise?

 

[KillerVee]

Do I need to Tebow to get my water heater fixed? It inexplicably broke this evening. All I want is a hot bath.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

That's what you get for taking baths.

 

[potzer25]

Do I need to Tebow to get my water heater fixed? It inexplicably broke this evening. All I want is a hot bath.

If you do it while holding a phone. That may work.

 

[KillerVee]

Bubble baths are magical for the soul.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

How likely were either of those two things to happen otherwise?

we had a hundred percent chance of snow and my chances of getting the two weeks off were slim. it was actually kind of freaky i must harness this power

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Do I need to Tebow to get my water heater fixed? It inexplicably broke this evening. All I want is a hot bath.

i could fix it but im in ny but i will try tebowing it for you

 

[KillerVee]

They're gonna come tomorrow to fix it. But it's still frustrating. The shower won't even run cold water.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

You have a stove don't you?

 

[KillerVee]

You have a stove don't you?

My bath tub is extra deep. You could drown five toddlers in there at once!

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

My bath tub is extra deep. You could drown five toddlers in there at once!

Only 5?

 

[KillerVee]

Only 5?

Toddlers are really fat these days. On account of the MacDonalds.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Hmm... Rep for the pronunciation.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Toddlers are really fat these days. On account of the most irresponsible generation of parents this planet has ever seen.

I agree.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

You have a stove don't you?

microwave

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Hmm... Rep for the pronunciation.

Why? They're all anglicized. And you don't pronounce Mac and Mc differently in the English speaking world. It was just an inconsistency in spelling as the old languages(including old english) got mutilated by latinized-frenchied english.

 

[UTVolCountry]

toaster

 

[ForkEmBucky]

microwave

Sometimes, in the winter, I microwave my socks for a few seconds.

 

[UTVolCountry]

Do you freeze them in the summer?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

toaster