tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[HawkeyeHater]

well this isn't good news sir

It's been 25 hours since he was active........

I shall call the police and file a missing persons

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I really just want to know if JJMs sister is single again or not....

 

[gobigred]

Still can't be over the age of 18 and be a "whorns/Criminoles/Huskers" fan

Exactly...

 

[Driaz]

Kinda worried about JJM sirs......

It's a sunday night- he should be here

He's commented more and more frequently about leaving......hope he hasn't....

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

Pops? He is in kearney

doesn't seem very Pops like, sir

It's been 25 hours since he was active........

I shall call the police and file a missing persons

I really just want to know if JJMs sister is single again or not....

oh so that's why you care

 

[HawkeyeHater]

his sister lives much closer to me than clarksons sister.....


that's all


However I would relocate to denver before I relocated to norfolk...... but i'm only a hour away from norfolk so that wouldn't be necessary....

 

[Driaz]

his sister lives much closer to me than clarksons sister.....


that's all


However I would relocate to denver before I relocated to norfolk...... but i'm only a hour away from norfolk so that wouldn't be necessary....

My experience has been that friends never actually think their friends should hook up with their sister.....

I've tried to get friends to set me up with their sisters, and I've had friends ask about my sisters and I tell them it wouldn't work and don't give them a chance......friends sisters are just pretty much off limits is what I've determined.....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

My experience has been that friends never actually think their friends should hook up with their sister.....

I've tried to get friends to set me up with their sisters, and I've had friends ask about my sisters and I tell them it wouldn't work and don't give them a chance......friends sisters are just pretty much off limits is what I've determined.....

But I think JJM is a douche?????????

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Bunch of traitors plorstering on the cooler.....

 

[24seven]

My experience has been that friends never actually think their friends should hook up with their sister.....

I've tried to get friends to set me up with their sisters, and I've had friends ask about my sisters and I tell them it wouldn't work and don't give them a chance......friends sisters are just pretty much off limits is what I've determined.....

I hooked up with a friend's sister 25 years ago.
I'm going to his funeral in 11 hours.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I hooked up with a friend's sister 25 years ago.
I'm going to his funeral in 11 hours.

Sorry to hear that sir....

 

[gobigred]

I hooked up with a friend's sister 25 years ago.
I'm going to his funeral in 11 hours.

What happened to him?

 

[Driaz]

I hooked up with a friend's sister 25 years ago.
I'm going to his funeral in 11 hours.

Was he cool with the hookup at the time?


And sorry for the loss of your friend.

 

[Driaz]

What happened to him?

He was stressed that his friend hooked up with his sister.....

 

[24seven]

Sorry to hear that sir....

Me too.
But it's part of aging. Your friends die.
But he has 2 surviving brothers, who were also my friends. So I've still got a couple friends whose sister I banged.
And though it sounds like I'm making light of it I'm not. He'd be laughing.
And thanks for the condolences.

 

[24seven]

What happened to him?

They're not saying publicly. The rumor is suicide. I will find out tomorrow when I see them face to face.

Was he cool with the hookup at the time?


And sorry for the loss of your friend.

Thanks and yeah. And she even tried to score with me a couple years ago out of the blue.

 

[gobigred]

Well I am sorry to hear about him 24/7

 

[huskers1217]

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[BoiseStateFan27]

sorry to hear that sir

 

[24seven]

Well I am sorry to hear about him 24/7

Thanks, and I'm sorry for derailing the fun talk about hooking up with sisters, guys. I've been keeping this to myself, but dammit I slammed those 3 beers and then the topic came up and reminded me. A little buzz and a lot of sentimentality...

So fuck it. Tag your friends' sisters when you get the chance! Chances are that you'll have the opportunity again later in life if you stay in contact with the family! What a perk!