tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[FNG]

i leave at 5:30 tomorrow morning to fly to Indianapolis tomorrow sirs. will be the 2nd year in a row for me to go to the Indy 500

Have a blast!!!

 

[huskers1217]

Yoshi chick- would

 

[gobigred]

I am tired as hell right now.

 

[Driaz]

On the toilet seat issue:
The toilet is a large funnel. Its purpose is to make it easier to collect urine and shit and dispose of them down the drain. The essential component is the bowl.
In addition to the bowl there are some ACCESSORIES. These include the lid (to cover the bowl) and the seat (to make sitting on the bowl more comfortable and to eliminate squatting).
If you need or want to use one of the ACCESSORIES, then put it in place and use it. When you are finished using the ACCESSORY, move it out of the way of the essential component.
The "default" setting is the bowl, the seat is an ACCESSORY to the bowl. Thus, the proper status of the seat is up and out of the way, NOT DOWN.

SO DON'T FUCKING BITCH ABOUT THE SEAT BEING PROPERLY PLACED IN THE UP POSITION!!!!

If you have a problem with a woman bitching about the toilet seat, best course of action is to start putting both accessories down. If we have to lift the seat then put it down, at least they can have to lift the lid. So instead of falling in when we don't put the seat down, they can pee on themselves and the lid if they can't figure out to make sure the toilet is in the correct orientation for their needs prior to usage.

 

[huskers1217]

I jest don't lift the lid. After sitting on dried up piss, she don't complain

 

[gobigred]

Back home after long day.

 

[iruletheskool]

Hi

Oh colors is easier now

 

[chucksker]

why are they easier?

 

[gobigred]

why are they easier?

Nice rainbow colored plorst ya feg

 

[Driaz]

why are they easier?

They must be if chuck can do them.....

 

[iruletheskool]

Got me a bunch of 3" cats, giant ass Drum and a medium carp.. and a sunburn


Dam river

 

[Driaz]

Hi

Oh colors is easier now

Ok, forget my obligatory snark towards chuck, but how are they "easier?"

I never thought it was difficult to change the color of text to begin with....Is there something easier then selecting the text tab, and then picking your color?

 

[gobigred]

I spent all day helping move my aunt and uncle into their new house, they have a LOT of stuff. I am so sore and tired. Nothing like doing it with 95 degree weather

 

[Driaz]

I spent all day helping move my aunt and uncle into their new house, they have a LOT of stuff. I am so sore and tired. Nothing like doing it with 95 degree weather

Bwahahahah.....light weight.....

Seriously though, I'd rather have 105 with no humidity then 95 with high humidity....

 

[chucksker]

guise, tomorrow i have to try to weave my way through 400,000 people to get to me seat....our seats are literally right across from the pagoda...great great seats

 

[chucksker]

Bwahahahah.....light weight.....

Seriously though, I'd rather have 105 with no humidity then 95 with high humidity....

bro, i live in houston, don't be bitchin to me about high humidity i live in a goddamn swamp

 

[Driaz]

bro, i live in houston, don't be bitchin to me about high humidity i live in a goddamn swamp

I said I'd rather live where I live with high heat and NO humidity.

 

[gobigred]

Bwahahahah.....light weight.....

Seriously though, I'd rather have 105 with no humidity then 95 with high humidity....

It was almost actually worse in the morning when only in the 80s but with 85% humidity. Afternoon it was in mid to upper 90s but lower humidity

 

[gobigred]

I think it made it worse bc I am just not used to being outside all day in the heat and humidity.

 

[iruletheskool]

On me phone theres a colors button, and texts to pick from.. much easier than trying to click the right tiny box with me thumb