Red_Alert
^^ Privileged ^^
I woke up at 3 AM from a dream where Robert Downey Jr had broken into my house. 
My German Shepard (I don't own a German Shepard and never have) was licking my hand and woke me up. I heard a noise and went to investigate. I found Robert Downey Jr hiding in my house. He took off running and I chased him down, tackled him, and held him face down until the cops got there. That's where I woke up.
1. I don't remember having my pistol with me, which is odd.
2. That German Shepard was a pussy.

My German Shepard (I don't own a German Shepard and never have) was licking my hand and woke me up. I heard a noise and went to investigate. I found Robert Downey Jr hiding in my house. He took off running and I chased him down, tackled him, and held him face down until the cops got there. That's where I woke up.
1. I don't remember having my pistol with me, which is odd.
2. That German Shepard was a pussy.