tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[huskers1217]

This be his picture

this be nice lookin...will have to give him a try some night.

 

[Papalou]

Yes sir he is. We have had many fine evenings together. I might have a man crush on him.

Cant hold that against you as he is magnetic. I believe Fred Miller will be entertaining me tonite.

 

[isisthisis]

yeah he loves that guy. I think it's way more then a crush. He spends a lot more time fondling that guy then he does me...That being said I have a joke I want to share I got off of another board


Blonde's first football game


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

 

[oaknightshockey1]

how did your night end up there irule?

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Hey issie. I like fondling you too, just can't do it in the living room.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Cant hold that against you as he is magnetic. I believe Fred Miller will be entertaining me tonite.

You mean you shall be enjoying the high life?

That is my beer when I drink beer usually. Just don't drink beer too often anymore.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

yeah he loves that guy. I think it's way more then a crush. He spends a lot more time fondling that guy then he does me...That being said I have a joke I want to share I got off of another board


Blonde's first football game


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

Umm, honey...................really?

 

[Papalou]

You mean you shall be enjoying the high life?

That is my beer when I drink beer usually. Just don't drink beer too often anymore.

Yessiree I luv the High Life

 

[huskers1217]

Hey issie. I like fondling you too, just can't do it in the living room.

 

[huskers1217]

David signs a 4 year deal with Tampa.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Hey issie. I like fondling you too, just can't do it in the living room.

Huh?



Oh I get it. You want to come over to my house and play romantic music on a violin while I fondle my wife!















Yea, we'll see how that works out.

 

[iruletheskool]

lol 2 romanticalness

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Mexicans for lunch...

 

[Brasky]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

I'm really learning this whole trolling thing over on the W.C.

 

[Brasky]

I'm really learning this whole trolling thing over on the W.C.

link?

 

[huskers1217]

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/sports-forum-general-discussion/24711-mormons-not-christians-57.html#post1969454

I'm still new..but working on getting better

 

[gobigred]

David signs a 4 year deal with Tampa.

How much was the deal for?