tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[iruletheskool]

Made it home, im good..

 

[iruletheskool]

LOL 2 me plosrting while drank driving

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

irule..........ye get pulled over and ye end up in jail and losing yourn license for 90 days en sech......

Don't do that shit again, ya hear?

 

[iruletheskool]

I know.. i went out with me 1 bro, we didnt know anyone, so we jest went home with no chix en sech.. i be dumb like hh en sech

 

[Driaz]

LOL 2 me plosrting while drank driving

I don't want to come across as some old drunken asshole or "daddy" figure, but don't ever fucking do that shit again.......

 

[iruletheskool]

LOL 2 me not bein able to flirt because he wouldnt take the uglier chix

 

[iruletheskool]

I was only half drank guise, and drove better than normal.. but i learnt me lesson, wont happen again

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I know.. i went out with me 1 bro, we didnt know anyone, so we jest went home with no chix en sech.. i be dumb like hh en sech

HH is very dumb.......like me. We are both drunktards........and one of us will probably end up in jail sooner rather than later.

Ye should not follow in ourn footsteps.

 

[iruletheskool]

I was only out for an hour guise, it didnt even settle in yet, like it has now.. oh jeezis

 

[Driaz]

LOL 2 me not bein able to flirt because he wouldnt take the uglier chix

That's when you have to use strategy.....your friend doesn't want to talk to the uglier chick because he's incredibly shy en sech......don't pressure him to talk, just go with how he is en sech......

edit: LMFAO.....had to edit because my sentence about yourn friend being incredibly shy came out as being incredibly she.......although that angle could work as well, just tell them it's a transitional thing and not to bring it up en sech.....

 

[iruletheskool]

Well i think i wes the better loorking, but by the time i settled, the girlies left.. i hates sleeping alone

 

[iruletheskool]

En sech

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I actually love sleeping alone........hate rolling around and running into some bitch in the middle of the night who is hogging all the cot damn covers en sech.....

But I love to fuck bitches and then kick them out at about 3 in the morning.....

en sech

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

And also never call them back..........en sech


Unless they be hot enough for 5 more fuckins..........................................................en sech

 

[iruletheskool]

Thatd be nice.. im not experienced enuff in lief, i spose

 

[iruletheskool]

Shit dammit. I just want a lady friebd right naow

 

[Driaz]

I actually love sleeping alone........hate rolling around and running into some bitch in the middle of the night who is hogging all the cot damn covers en sech.....

But I love to fuck bitches and then kick them out at about 3 in the morning.....

en sech

LOL

I don't think anyone here believes that....

 

[iruletheskool]

Me doggy wont come throught the door to inside, so i cant go to bed

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I got really drunk and beat up by 6 guys

 

[iruletheskool]

HH we need tp drank together en sech..