iruletheskool
iruleiskool
my fucking hp vented out the bottom.. i couldn't play games on it, because they would overheat my processor
I'm ghey
Fuck swype and this fucjing droud.. c ant drunk podcast im outright knights
I know the state patrol is out running check points tonight, but I've only had about one drink per hour and I feel fine, think I'm just gonna drive home......
So.............. I tell me friends..........
Next thing I know, I got three 3 oz shots of chilled patron sitting in front of me and I'm dialing the taxi...........
$20 taxi........... way cheaper than a $8000 DUI........
And as luck would have it......... there was a checkpoint on the only road out to me house....
Thank god for good friends.....
I may have passed the checkpoint before they bought the shots........ but it's better not to try....... Now I'm just fucking drunk....... thank god I have me laptop- not that piece of shit droid.......... or I'd be outright knights.......