tOfficial Braves season thread

[Hitman Hart]

Please be the year where Dans stays healthy

 

[Big Lonnie]

Freddie with a bum elbow is better than whatever is behind him. And when he lays the squeeze down (something he NEVER does) and it fails, then he's criticized for not swinging away. Lose-Lose.

Look, I get it. A few of y'all believe we were going to the WS. It's easy to blame one guy when you feel that way. I never thought we would make the WS, let alone win it, with our pitching staff and shit bullpen.

What's funny is y'all agree with a guy who does nothing but bitch about every braves player and never actually roots for them AND got banned from a sports message board for posting pictures of male genitals.

I don’t dislike Freddie. I’m just not gonna praise him again until he proves it in the postseason.

And Rod is a faggot, true but he is entertaining

 

[Chewbaccer]

Please be the year where Dans stays healthy

Through 60 games last year, he lead the team in RBIs IIRC.

 

[Chewbaccer]

The only Brave that I’ve ever pulled against was Jose Bautista. I wanted his ass DFA’d ASAP.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Is Jeff Francouer sitting out announcing this year?

 

[RubinRock]

Is Jeff Francouer sitting out announcing this year?

Announced he had the covid the day we started the first two exhibition games with the marlins. I think he plans on coming back.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Announced he had the covid the day we started the first two exhibition games with the marlins. I think he plans on coming back.

Didn’t hear that. Good deal(not that he has Covid, but that he’ll be back)

 

[Big Lonnie]

I think he plans on coming back.

Damn. Give me Glavine and/or Simpson any day of the week.

Simpson rattled the Dodgers’ vaginas back in ‘18, & the Braves brass got all cowardly & moved him to mainly radio.

 

[Big Lonnie]

So Alex Anthopolous, terrorist, has activated baseball’s passed ball king & deactivated Contreras.

Genius.

 

[Chewbaccer]

So Alex Anthopolous, terrorist, has activated baseball’s passed ball king & deactivated Contreras.

Genius.

I thought both Contreras and Jackson were good receivers and handled the pitching staff well. Contreras can hit too. Jackson has more value than Flowers since Flowers can’t hit either.

 

[Mistaken4193]

So Alex Anthopolous, terrorist, has activated baseball’s passed ball king & deactivated Contreras.

Genius.

Another one of Snits boyfriends. Pretty sure he lets Jackson and Flowers run a train on him

 

[RubinRock]

Folty passes waivers and optioned to minors. Snit even mentioned him having to gain weight to get his velo back.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Folty passes waivers and optioned to minors. Snit even mentioned him having to gain weight to get his velo back.

Well maybe he can get his strength back and we give him 1 more chance in 2021

 

[RubinRock]

Well Max, you can’t do much better than that. Sharp first inning

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Ozuna has been a nice signing so far

 

[RubinRock]

Got damn Dansby. Save some puss for the rest of the city

 

[Mistaken4193]

Dammit Johan

 

[Mistaken4193]

Nice Riley

 

[RubinRock]

More ab’s like Riley please and thanks

 

[Chewbaccer]

Dansby is the NL MVP right now. Not gonna lie, by butthole puckered up because I thought Ozuna was gonna be dead at home, but good slide. And the sac fly is my favorite play in baseball, nice Riley.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Tyler Flowers remains useless