tOfficial-50,000 posts for a 2011 Nebraska BCS National Championship.. Part 2

[HawkeyeHater]

5 packs of smokes= 30
Jukebox= probably 30
Pool= probably 3
Silver Strike= Probably 20
Keno= 5
Pickle Cards= 10

So 100 or so........

Probably brought 5 drinks for others...... 20.......

120........

230/4= 57 drinks/ 4 days/ 14 or so a day.........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Sounds about right.........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Blood Alcohol Calculator Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

 

[HawkeyeHater]

LOL...........

14 drinks........ 2-3 shots per drink........

According to that site.......... I'm dead.......

42 shots over 8 hours, at my weight............

.497

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Nevermind, I did it wrong..........

14 crown and cokes = .075

They are likely atleast doubles........

28 Crown and cokes = .286

 

[HawkeyeHater]

All the damn charts I can find only go to 240 lbs...........


Not sure on the accuracy of that there calculator

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I want a Breathalyzer......... just to see

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I'm fucking hungry

 

[HawkeyeHater]

But I spent all my money at the bar..........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And there is very little food here.......

 

[HawkeyeHater]

My roommate better have 20 bucks to float me........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I've never "come down" from alcohol before.........

But pretty sure this morning I did........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

So........

This chick

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Is fucking gorgeous.........


Blonde, nice tits, skinny, tallish...... hair about 6 inches from her ass..........




But........ her x is a fucking douche, and I really don't want to get involved at this time...

He has already smashed in the windshield of her car, fucked up the cd player.

 

[chucksker]

hows the monologue going there HH?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Swell sir.........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I've yet to find something to eat.........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And I just got a letter from the Courthouse stating they owe me 401.12............


Which I will get in bout 17 days probably......... was taken out of my check 10 days ago, and it shouldn't have been cuz I had already paid the small claim on line...............

 

[Red_Alert]

I know Cherry is the biggest but which county is the best?

Boyd = God's Country

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Lincoln>>>>>>>Boyd


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