tOfficial 2018 Season NFL Coaches Dead Pool

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Review and comment. Profanity, bullying, insults and personal attacks are encouraged.

These coaches' jobs are on the line:

Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills Backed into playoffs last season, no appreciable improvement
Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers No longer a dominant force in their conference
Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Needs no explanation, ZERO post season wins as a HC.
Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns Winning 4 games over 3 seasons is not enough
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys JJ needs to blame someone for Cowboys' failures
Vance Joseph, Denver Broncos Broncos have regressed
Bill O'Brien, Houston Texans Not enough #WINNING
Frank Reich, Indianapolis Colts Ran out of Luck
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants GMen are a joke this season
Todd Bowles, New York Jets Darnhold is not enough
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Jameis Winston has peaked. Time to reset this.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a fluke
Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins Not enough #WINNING

These coaches are OK if their team performs well

Anthony Lynn, Los Angeles Chargers
Adam Gase, Miami Dolphins
Mike Zimmer, Minnesota Vikings
Mike Vrabel, Tennessee Titans
Sean Payton, New Orleans Saints Probably his last year as coach
Pete Carroll, Seattle Seahawks Probably his last year as coach
Kyle Shanahan San Francisco 49ers

These coaches are safe:

Dan Quinn, Atlanta Falcons
Matt Nagy, Chicago Bears
Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers
Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs
Sean McVay, Los Angeles Rams
Bill Belichick New England Patriots
Doug Pederson, Philadelphia Eagles
Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers Pittsburgh doesn't fire coaches for some reason

These first year coaches get a pass:

Steve Wilks, Arizona Cardinals
Matt Patricia, Detroit Lions
Jon Gruden, Oakland Raiders

 

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Forgot John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens: I think Harbaugh walks after this year, but is not fired.

 

[SteelersPride]

jason garret gets the axe

 

[SteelersPride]

jay gruden should too, gotta blame somebody for that shitty franchise

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I dont know that McCarthy is safe

 

[gobigred]

I dont know that McCarthy is safe

Agreed. I don’t feel like he is that safe and could be gone if don’t do well rest of season.

 

[Manster7588]

Wouldn't all coaches in the 1st 2 categories be on the same boat.

Also I don't think Tomlin is all that safe either.

 

[Ricky Roma]

Shanahan is safe.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

jason garret gets the axe

 

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Even if Jason Garrett gets fired, you'll still have JJ in charge.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

I think the Giants & Cardinals coaches should have most to fear.

I know you want to give a pass to 1st year coaches, but that team seems clueless of what talent they have. Completely miscoached. They have already got rid of the OC, so if nothing improves the 1st year coach has no safety blanket to fire/blame.

The giants coach..... well....

Ton of talent & stuck with Eli to waste the talent. he deserves what he gets after that FUBAR!

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Even if Jason Garrett gets fired, you'll still have JJ in charge.

yep! I know

but we cant fire Jerry.

We can fire a coach that gets out coached on sundays though.

 

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#1 with a bullet:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns

Rumblings from Cleveland suggest Hue may be on his way out.
The new coach will probably be Todd Haley

 

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Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Needs no explanation, ZERO post season wins as a HC.

Marvin Lewis has a sex or drug trafficking ring and is some type of kingpen.

That's my theory and I'll always stick with it.

 

[megalodon30]

Friggen Vance Joseph should've been fired on Friday. Cardinals are awful though, so he got a stay of execution.

 

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One down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns Winning 4 games over 3 seasons is not enough

Who is next??

John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens: Looking mediocre this year.
Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills Backed into playoffs last season, no appreciable improvement
Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers No longer a dominant force in their conference
Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Needs no explanation, ZERO post season wins as a HC.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys JJ needs to blame someone for Cowboys' failures
Vance Joseph, Denver Broncos Broncos have regressed
Bill O'Brien, Houston Texans Not enough #WINNING
Frank Reich, Indianapolis Colts Ran out of Luck
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants GMen are a joke this season
Todd Bowles, New York Jets Darnhold is not enough
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Jameis Winston has peaked. Time to reset this.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a fluke
Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins Not enough #WINNING

 

[GNG]

Even if Jason Garrett gets fired, you'll still have JJ in charge.

Yep.

 

[Superbelt]

One down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns Winning 4 games over 3 seasons is not enough

Who is next??

John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens: Looking mediocre this year.
Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills Backed into playoffs last season, no appreciable improvement
Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers No longer a dominant force in their conference
Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Needs no explanation, ZERO post season wins as a HC.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys JJ needs to blame someone for Cowboys' failures
Vance Joseph, Denver Broncos Broncos have regressed
Bill O'Brien, Houston Texans Not enough #WINNING
Frank Reich, Indianapolis Colts Ran out of Luck
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants GMen are a joke this season
Todd Bowles, New York Jets Darnhold is not enough
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Jameis Winston has peaked. Time to reset this.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a fluke
Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins Not enough #WINNING

Marvin Lewis isn't getting fired. He could get caught naked in a whorehouse covered in blow, and Mike Brown would STILL be too cheap to fire him.

Marvin is signed through the 2019 season, and he'll play out that contract.

 

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Koetter is a goner.

They totally fucked up when they fired Lovie to promote Koetter.

A wretched current product, with NO future.

 

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One down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns

Who is next??

Leading candidates:

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.