tOfficial 2018 Season NFL Coaches Dead Pool

[Dolemite censored]

He could get caught naked in a whorehouse covered in blow

Lamar Odom Syndrome.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

One down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns

Who is next??

Leading candidates:

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.

Please please Please

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Forgot John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens: I think Harbaugh walks after this year, but is not fired.

Nailed it. Kudos

Ravens, John Harbaugh headed to a mutual parting of ways; in-season firing not discussed

 

[Dolemite censored]

Based on informed sources, I have added John Harbaugh.


Two down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens (end of season, he's gone)

Who is next??

Leading candidates:

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers makes the list based on wasted time outs and punting with 4:20 to go at the Seahawks on Nov. 15. Also, they didn't make the playoffs last year and may miss the playoffs this year.


Two down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens (end of season, he's gone)

Leading candidates:

Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers, bad clock management and punted away chance to win game late
Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers makes the list based on wasted time outs and punting with 4:20 to go at the Seahawks on Nov. 15. Also, they didn't make the playoffs last year and may miss the playoffs this year.


Two down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens (end of season, he's gone)

Leading candidates:

Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers, bad clock management and punted away chance to win game late
Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.

I dont believe there is any way Shurmur loses his job. he will be the HC next year. Now Eli might be gone next year. but Their HC is absolutely safe IMO.

 

[molsaniceman]

NFL Network's Mike Silver reports "there's a growing sense" Mike McCarthy will be replaced after the season.

McCarthy is on the hot seat after another road loss. His job security has been a storyline all year, but McCarthy's track record is strong enough to avoid an in-season firing. McCarthy's questionable playcalling was on full display Thursday night, costing the Packers a chance to win by punting with four minutes remaining. Green Bay's playoff chances are looking slim with losses in three of their last four games. After a lame duck extension in January, the Packers can easily move on from McCarthy this offseason.

 

[Across The Field]

McCarthy is gone, and he's hurt his stock tremendously this year. While he's dealt with a lot of injuries on offense, he's still had a fully healthy Rodgers and they still also have talent. I think they could use a fresh start.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Three down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens (end of season, he's gone)
Mike McCarthy, Fired 12-2-2018 did not expect it this early...


Leading candidates:

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Three down:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens (end of season, he's gone)
Mike McCarthy, Fired 12-2-2018 did not expect it this early...


Leading candidates:

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Totally embarrassed by the Saints on 11/11.
Jason Garrett, Dallas Cowboys Anytime the owner has complete confidence in his coach, that coach is toast.
Pat Shurmur, New York Giants Book of Eli is fading fast.
Todd Bowles, New York Jets No discernible improvement. Team needs a total rebuild.
Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Posers. Neither Jameis Winston nor Ryan Fitzpatrick are the answer.
Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars Last year was a total fluke.

thinking Marrone or Koetter is next

 

[Dolemite censored]

Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins Not enough #WINNING

Jay Gruden moves aggressively to the top of the dead list.

 

[Dolemite censored]

If this works out, 1/3 of NFL Coaches could wind up fired.

Fired:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns​

Redeemed:

John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens: Was out, then signed an extension.​

The Walking Dead:

Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills

Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers Long losing streak, failed gambles to win games.

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Bengals are 1-6 since bringing in that Master Loser, Hue Jackson. Hue Jackson could also wind up being fired twice by 2 teams in the same season.

Vance Joseph, Denver Broncos Two losing seasons in a row is too much. Broncos want to save their losing for the Super Bowl.

Pat Shurmur, New York Giants

Todd Bowles, New York Jets Jets have done nothing under Bowles.

Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jameis Winston has peaked.

Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars No improvement based on last year

Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins Busted by Swearingen

Adam Gase, Miami Dolphins​

 

[Scooby-Doo]

If this works out, 1/3 of NFL Coaches could wind up fired.

Fired:

Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns​

Redeemed:

John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens: Was out, then signed an extension.​

The Walking Dead:

Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills

Ron Rivera, Carolina Panthers Long losing streak, failed gambles to win games.

Marvin Lewis, Cincinnati Bengals Bengals are 1-6 since bringing in that Master Loser, Hue Jackson. Hue Jackson could also wind up being fired twice by 2 teams in the same season.

Vance Joseph, Denver Broncos Two losing seasons in a row is too much. Broncos want to save their losing for the Super Bowl.

Pat Shurmur, New York Giants

Todd Bowles, New York Jets Jets have done nothing under Bowles.

Dirk Koetter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jameis Winston has peaked.

Doug Marrone, Jacksonville Jaguars No improvement based on last year

Jay Gruden, Washington Redskins Busted by Swearingen

Adam Gase, Miami Dolphins​

Wilks will be gone

 

[Dolemite censored]

CORRECTION:

Fired:
Hue Jackson, Cleveland Browns
Mike McCarthy Green Bay Packers

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Mike McCarthy would reportedly be interested in pursuing Cardinals coaching job if available

 

[Ricky Roma]

Mike McCarthy would reportedly be interested in pursuing Cardinals coaching job if available

Well...he won't end Rosen's career faster than Wilks would...so there is that. Other than that, I've got little else positive.

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Well...he won't end Rosen's career faster than Wilks would...so there is that. Other than that, I've got little else positive.

Really? You have nothing positive to say? I’m shocked.

 

[Ricky Roma]

Really? You have nothing positive to say? I’m shocked.

Why would I speak positive about a guy who doesn't offer many positives in the first place? It may be a positive over Wilks?

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Why would I speak positive about a guy who doesn't offer many positives in the first place? It may be a positive over Wilks?

I didn’t expect you too, hence the sarcasm.

Regardless, McCarthy would be a great hire.

 

[Ricky Roma]

I didn’t expect you too, hence the sarcasm.

Regardless, McCarthy would be a great hire.

Yup. Mike 'I prefer Alex Smith over Aaron Rodgers' McCarthy.

Good luck!