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pixburgher66

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Again, reasons I loathe this guy. But yeah, he's a class act. No shit there's gender specific locker rooms. Guess what, the AT room? YOU KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON. But yeah, blame your crude/horny response to a female in the AT room on her having the audacity to be present. I hate this stuff because it keeps me from certain realms of my profession. It drives me nuts. We're hiring now and my boss wants a guy for football...because of this kind of asshole who can't respect a medical professional. GAH.


"Peyton Manning never needed to steal a laptop, of course. He’s the son of NFL quarterback Archie Manning, and has led a pretty blessed life. While he was at the University of Tennessee, however, Manning was accused of sexually harassing a team trainer, Jamie Ann Naughright.


According to an excerpt from the university’s investigative report, Naughright was treating Manning’s foot when he began “asking me several personal questions” including if she “hang(s) out with people she works with.” When she didn’t entertain them, he allegedly exposed himself to her. “It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face when I pushed him up,” Naughright later said in a court deposition. “To get leverage, I took my head out to push him up and off.”

Archie intervened on his son’s behalf, and Peyton’s punishment was a two-week athletic dining hall ban and two weeks of 6 a.m. running sessions. Then, to add insult to injury, Manning labeled her a “vulgar woman” in the book he co-wrote with Archie, Manning: A Father, His Sons, and a Football Legacy. Calling his actions “inappropriate,” he nonetheless blamed it on, as our Robert Silverman put it, “the destruction of male-only spaces.”

“Never mind that women in the men’s locker room is one of the most misbegotten concessions to equal rights ever made,” Manning wrote. “When Dad played, there was still at least a tacit acknowledgment that women and men are two different sexes, with all that implies, and a certain amount of decorum had to be maintained. Meaning when it came to training rooms and shower stalls, the opposite sex was not allowed. Common sense tells you why.”

Naughright filed a defamation suit against Manning in 2002 because of the book, and the two settled for an undisclosed sum in 2003."
 

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Again, reasons I loathe this guy. But yeah, he's a class act. No shit there's gender specific locker rooms. Guess what, the AT room? YOU KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON*. But yeah, blame your crude/horny response to a female in the AT room on her having the audacity to be present**. I hate this stuff because it keeps me from certain realms of my profession. It drives me nuts***. We're hiring now and my boss wants a guy for football...because of this kind of asshole who can't respect a medical professional. GAH.

*Speak for yourself
** Can I blame my misdoings in the office on women being present?
***Good one.

I guess its a good thing for the Colts Archie didn't dislike them.
 

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Again, reasons I loathe this guy. But yeah, he's a class act. No shit there's gender specific locker rooms. Guess what, the AT room? YOU KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON. But yeah, blame your crude/horny response to a female in the AT room on her having the audacity to be present. I hate this stuff because it keeps me from certain realms of my profession. It drives me nuts. We're hiring now and my boss wants a guy for football...because of this kind of asshole who can't respect a medical professional. GAH.


"Peyton Manning never needed to steal a laptop, of course. He’s the son of NFL quarterback Archie Manning, and has led a pretty blessed life. While he was at the University of Tennessee, however, Manning was accused of sexually harassing a team trainer, Jamie Ann Naughright.


According to an excerpt from the university’s investigative report, Naughright was treating Manning’s foot when he began “asking me several personal questions” including if she “hang(s) out with people she works with.” When she didn’t entertain them, he allegedly exposed himself to her. “It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face when I pushed him up,” Naughright later said in a court deposition. “To get leverage, I took my head out to push him up and off.”

Archie intervened on his son’s behalf, and Peyton’s punishment was a two-week athletic dining hall ban and two weeks of 6 a.m. running sessions. Then, to add insult to injury, Manning labeled her a “vulgar woman” in the book he co-wrote with Archie, Manning: A Father, His Sons, and a Football Legacy. Calling his actions “inappropriate,” he nonetheless blamed it on, as our Robert Silverman put it, “the destruction of male-only spaces.”

“Never mind that women in the men’s locker room is one of the most misbegotten concessions to equal rights ever made,” Manning wrote. “When Dad played, there was still at least a tacit acknowledgment that women and men are two different sexes, with all that implies, and a certain amount of decorum had to be maintained. Meaning when it came to training rooms and shower stalls, the opposite sex was not allowed. Common sense tells you why.”

Naughright filed a defamation suit against Manning in 2002 because of the book, and the two settled for an undisclosed sum in 2003."


He's a piece of shit. I always thought he was a phony but this stuff is just terrible.


Read every word of that deposition and, yup, he's a huge piece of human garbage.
 

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First you drown your sorrows watching the Redskins, next you actually drown as you fall in the moat.
Can you even surf in a moat? I feel like the first death will be due to "lack of monsters to ride", followed by "Cousins throws 5 INTs, Browns win".
 

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Can you even surf in a moat? I feel like the first death will be due to "lack of monsters to ride", followed by "Cousins throws 5 INTs, Browns win".

Moat lifeguard, Johnny Football!!

/You like that!!
 

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He should build it in Maryland right off I-95. A bit north of Laurel. Then we can call them the Savage Redskins.


/I miss Don and Mike.
 

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I wonder what the water to vomit ratio would be by game time....
 

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The entire O-Line from the Seahawks' superbowl team is now gone
 

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ESPN’s NFL Live to Feature Adam Schefter’s Exclusive Interview with Greg Hardy - ESPN MediaZone

Schefter: “You say you did nothing wrong, you’re innocent and yet the pictures of her that surfaced would seem to suggest a woman who had some type of physical contact. How do you explain that?”

Hardy: “I will stop you there and say that I didn’t say that I didn’t do anything wrong. That situation occurred and that situation was handled but … saying that I did nothing wrong is a stretch but saying I am innocent is correct. Yes sir.”

:wtf:
 

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ESPN’s NFL Live to Feature Adam Schefter’s Exclusive Interview with Greg Hardy - ESPN MediaZone

Schefter: “You say you did nothing wrong, you’re innocent and yet the pictures of her that surfaced would seem to suggest a woman who had some type of physical contact. How do you explain that?”

Hardy: “I will stop you there and say that I didn’t say that I didn’t do anything wrong. That situation occurred and that situation was handled but … saying that I did nothing wrong is a stretch but saying I am innocent is correct. Yes sir.”

:wtf:


That situation occurred and that situation was handled, but as a man you can't avoid situations that aren't your fault or are your fault," he said.

:wtf::wtf:
 

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What's even more fucked is Schefter being interviewed the next day:

SCHEFTER: I went in with the idea that this guy is a monster. I came out of there with a very different feeling. I came out of there feeling this is a guy who has managed to say the wrong things at the wrong time.

Um, he was saying "the wrong things" because he wasn't openly saying "I beat the shit out of this woman". The right thing wouldn't have made him better, just like the wrong thing only made him even more despicable.

SCHEFTER: I found him to be a changed kind of guy. A guy that realized he did make some mistakes, could have handled things differently. In regards to that incident, it’s such a tough thing… I’ll say this, he wasn’t wavering. He was adamant.


I don't even have a comment on this one. I'll just leave a photo of what this fucking dipshit did to a woman:

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