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Tim Tebow hired by ESPN as college football analyst for SEC Network

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The promise

“To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation, I’m sorry. I’m extremely sorry. We were hoping I could make it as an NFL QB. That was my goal, something Florida has never done here. I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see anybody in the entire country analyze sports as hard as I will analyze sports the rest of the season. You will never see someone push the rest of the sports analysts as hard as I will push them the rest of the season. You will never see a team of sports analysts analyze sports harder than we will the rest of the season. God bless.”
 

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Is that your paint sniffing talking?

No, that's my, I'm not using big words so that a barner can keep up with the conversation way of talking. Hope you can understand the one four syllable word I used.
 

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No, that's my, I'm not using big words so that a barner can keep up with the conversation way of talking. Hope you can understand the one four syllable word I used.
I guess this is what the ESPN bds were like see why they shut them down.
 

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Tebow strikes me as the type of person where it will be damn near impossible for him to be an objective analyst. I cannot envision him offering any criticism on a player, coach, or play that goes wrong. I expect most of what he'll say equates to "everyone gets a ribbon! now lets all celebrate with cookies and milk!". But ESPN didn't hire him to be objective. They hired him for ratings. I just hope he stays mostly on the SEC network (which I'm not paying for) and doesn't pop up all the time on other ESPN shows I watch and listen to.
 

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Tebow is good people. Nothing at all against him, though he'd best learn the Heimlich maneuver.

Anyhow, he can't be worse than the woman announcing the Navy game today.
 

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There's a lot of damn wild turkeys in here. Guess after thanksgiving they feel free to walk around.
 

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Good for him. I've always liked Tebow.
 

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He's so mellow when he's talking in public. I really hope the idiots at ESPeNis get him all riled-up. I want the broadcast booth all torn-up and shit.

What I want is another John Madden
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