Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once suffered a concussion after cleaning his ears out with a Q-tip.

 

[blindbaby]

It is actually stipulated in Tim's contract that he's not allowed to go to a petting zoo.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I want this thread at 200 replies when I get home from work tomorrow.

Yes, Sir!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Also, Tim Connolly is allergic to water.

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

Tim Connolly cleaned out his fish tank once and had to go into decompression for an hour.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once suffered a dislocated shoulder when a teammate farted on the bench sitting next to him.

 

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly's ear fell off while looking at a Van Gogh painting.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly walked into a bar and broke his foot.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You don't want to know what happened to Tim Connolly when he went on top of his roof to hang Christmas lights.

 

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly got HIV from listening to too much Queen.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly walked into a bar and broke his foot.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly got tetanus from looking at a rusty nail.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Doctors had to reattach 3 fingers when Tim Connolly cut himself spreading jam on a piece of toast with a plastic butter knife.

 

[blindbaby]

There is no known sexual maneuver that doctors recommend Tim Connolly can partake in with any degree of safety; not even a rim job.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

There is no known sexual maneuver that doctors recommend Tim Connolly can partake in with any degree of safety; not even a rim job.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly gets sexually transmitted diseases by googling pictures of fully clothed women on the internet.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly is the only human to ever be sucked into a black hole. It's happened to him six times.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly gets sucked into black holes even when dividing numbers divisible by two by two.

 

[Darkstone42]

Tim Connolly received a staph infection from a spit ball.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly nearly drowned sleeping on a water bed.