Those with Kids at Christmas....

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Don't forget to track Santa's trip with your kids

NORAD does it well

Track Santa in Google Earth ? NORAD Santa

He's dropping loads on Australia right now

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Funny you should bring this up...my youngest daughter turned 9 in November and she still...umm, believes. Wifey and I were talking last night and we both agreed that maybe it's time to enlighten her...I'm actually quite suprised that none of her friends haven't said anything yet.

 

[ida one]

Hey I'm 63 and still believe in Santa Claus

 

[huskers1217]

I hope Santa dies.

 

[higgyfan4]

I miss having little ones this time of year.

Christmas isn't as fun with 20 year old kids.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I hope Santa dies.

I hope Rudolph poops down your chimney


And not one that plops all the way down to the hearth for easy clean up either... a nice sloppy one that smears the inside of the chimney the entire length, doesn't smell right way, but causes you to smell just a hint of something for months, never being able to pinpoint where it's from, have it gradually work it's way into the walls of you home, permeating the entire structure with reindeer poop essence, making the structure at the same time unlivable and unsellable, causing foreclosure, homelessness and, hopefully, financial ruin upon you.


Merry Christmas.

 

[Lil Bizzle]

I hope Santa dies.

I'm coming over to gut you like a fish motherfucker



(don't tell Santa I said that until tomorrow afternoon though)

 

[Eddie_Shack]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Waiting for the boy to come downstairs...

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[TiLoBrown]

Funny you should bring this up...my youngest daughter turned 9 in November and she still...umm, believes. Wifey and I were talking last night and we both agreed that maybe it's time to enlighten her...I'm actually quite suprised that none of her friends haven't said anything yet.

9 isnt bad... 11 or 12 is pushing it IMO.

 

[JohnRandle]

9 isnt bad... 11 or 12 is pushing it IMO.

Let them find out on thier own. We had one of those nieghbors that told thier kids at about 5 or 6. WTF??

 

[TiLoBrown]

Esh, thats way too young

 

[beantownmaniac]

I don't have kids.

 

[rares]

We need more of these t-shirts out there:

 

[KillerVee]

That NORAD shit almost fucked up Christmas for my nephew this year. He is almost 8 and was questioning the whole Santa thing so my mom showed him that website to try and convince him. But it fucking backfired because he was refreshing it all night and it said Santa was in NorCal at like ....10 o clock at night and the kid was like, oh well if he's going to be here any minute, I'm not going to bed. Sassy little fucker.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Funny you should bring this up...my youngest daughter turned 9 in November and she still...umm, believes. Wifey and I were talking last night and we both agreed that maybe it's time to enlighten her...I'm actually quite suprised that none of her friends haven't said anything yet.

I have a cousin going on 10 this March. Still believes. The problem is that he doesn't socialize that much with other kids, so I don't know if he'll ever find out...

 

[li0lsh]

I remember finding out about xmas... I got a computer when I was 9 from "Santa" and it was evidently the wrong one my dad ordered. When he said he had to return it and I questioned him, he looked me and said "Pat.. There is no Santa Clause". I ran away to my parents bathroom sobbing and my mom spent the rest of the morning yelling at him while my siblings couldn't stop laughing

 

[beantownmaniac]

I remember finding out about xmas... I got a computer when I was 9 from "Santa" and it was evidently the wrong one my dad ordered. When he said he had to return it and I questioned him, he looked me and said "Pat.. There is no Santa Clause". I ran away to my parents bathroom sobbing and my mom spent the rest of the morning yelling at him while my siblings couldn't stop laughing