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This team is an unwatchable, underachieving pile of horseshit.
Choo looks lost...
Cozart might be the worst hitter in baseball. He makes Drew Stubbs look like a competent hitter by comparison...
Votto is a $200 mil walks and singles machine...
Phillips swings at more bad pitches than anybody in baseball, and couldn't draw a walk if his life depended on it...
Ditto Frazier...
The only consistent thing about Bruce is inconsistency...
With Ludwick out, LF is a crapshoot, with special emphasis on the word crap...
Hanigan is as worthless with a bat in his hand as Mesoraco is with catcher's gear on...
The bench is a fine AAA lineup...
The bullpen reminds nobody of 1990.
The only thing this team has is 5 starters capable of overcoming this craptastic squad, which sadly will be enough for a one and done wildcard appearance.
Yes, this a rant rooted in frustration.
Choo looks lost...
Cozart might be the worst hitter in baseball. He makes Drew Stubbs look like a competent hitter by comparison...
Votto is a $200 mil walks and singles machine...
Phillips swings at more bad pitches than anybody in baseball, and couldn't draw a walk if his life depended on it...
Ditto Frazier...
The only consistent thing about Bruce is inconsistency...
With Ludwick out, LF is a crapshoot, with special emphasis on the word crap...
Hanigan is as worthless with a bat in his hand as Mesoraco is with catcher's gear on...
The bench is a fine AAA lineup...
The bullpen reminds nobody of 1990.
The only thing this team has is 5 starters capable of overcoming this craptastic squad, which sadly will be enough for a one and done wildcard appearance.
Yes, this a rant rooted in frustration.