Things Nebraska will do before rejoining the Big 12

[DALLAScornhusker]

Get Kirk Herbstreit to stop hatin'.

 

[DALLAScornhusker]

Convince Oklahoma to join the B1G.

 

[Skerpokes]

Lead the country in turnover margin

 

[huskers1217]

Give Ndamkong Suh a sportsman of the year award

 

[Skerpokes]

Avoid the cellar of the Pac-12 North

 

[Skerpokes]

Give Sam Keller back to ASU

 

[Skerpokes]

Lead the country in punt return yards

 

[Lance Armstrong]

admit partial qualifiers are the reason why they had success

 

[Skerpokes]

Bully the B1G into moving it's headquarters only 200 miles from Lincoln

 

[Skerpokes]

Hire Bo Pelini as the Sports Information Director (SID)

 

[Tortilla Launcher]

Have a worse defense than Texas Tech

 

[NU_FTW]

Have Nebraska be a coastal state to the pacific...

 

[HawCory]

Bully the B1G into moving it's headquarters only 200 miles from Lincoln

That would put it in Des Moines.

 

[BamaDude]

Play two or three MAC schools in football every year like most of the rest of the Big.

 

[TheReal_NU]

admit partial qualifiers are the reason why they had success

Admit "students" like Vince Young into our program as full qualifiers just to win our only Natty in 46 years.

 

[B_dub]

Have a worse defense than Texas Tech

 

[rmilia1]

Build a statue of Lawrence Phillips.

 

[rmilia1]

But Tom Osborne a Hawkeye tattoo for his bday

 

[rmilia1]

Admit Tommy Armstrong is WAYYY better than Tommy Frazier

 

[Across The Field]

Allow admission for the Jews?