The Walking Dead

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Avi bet? Till the end of the year? I win, you sport a Cubs logo. You win, I go tOSU.

Sound good?

Fuck that. I'm not going to bet on the mental efficiencies of tHoop's perverted population.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

Fuck that. I'm not going to bet on the mental efficiencies of tHoop's perverted population.

Ok. That was funny. You may have just won the hoop for the day.

 

[Payton]

Yeah

I'll do us a favor and not quote all of it to make following along easier..

With all the examples I give and you critique, I understand that nothing is "perfect". But okay, "Survivalist Carl" certainly wouldn't be so stupid as to run out of ammo? (As the example we'll use)... Well, it is more likely that the clip simply holds what it holds and he unloads the clip early shooting up a few of Negan's men than, again, him getting the EXACT scenario he would have hoped for and then not finishing the job...

He had such a hopeless case of vengeance that he went through ALL of that, could kill two meaningless turds without thought, but couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger when Negan was in his site? The bad ass Carl that Rick has raised to be a survivor and taught to survive couldn't kill the man who killed Abraham and Glenn, kidnapped Daryl, is terrorizing every settlement within a 100 mile radius, and has mentally effed with his father to the point where he is willing to thank Negan for "slipping his dick down his throat"? And again, knowing that if he does NOT do it that NOTHING good is going to happen next?

Again, I am not claiming my scenarios are perfect. Just saying that they could not have come up with a more IMperfect scenario than the one they chose...

I mean you HAVE to see this. I truly don't think it can even be argued. Especially when you're going to cite how Rick raised Carl to be a bad ass as why MY scenarios fall short..

 

[Payton]

See I agree with you more than I disagree. That was one of the biggest 'huh?' moments of the show for me too.

But then I just shrugged my mental shoulders, was happy that the show wasn't run/written by say teh people who do 'Flash,' and kept watching.

Sure, so did I... Just laugh and accept that the flare flew exactly where it needed to to ignite the gas leak that she sprung in the big tank which blew the tank up just in the nick of time to prevent Glen from getting slaughtered, etc...

That episode made up for it in the way she offed Mary...

 

[Payton]

4,3,1,2, by the way.

What?

2,4,3,1, 5 man... You got some problem with redheads?

Far right and second from left are really a dead heat for last though...

 

[beardown07]

You god damned mother fuckers.

You look at the picture and you number the broads 1-whatever from left to right, like they're standing on a stage in a wet T-shirt contest.

So, in this example, the redhead is girl #1, the ugly one is girl #2, the blond is #3, Dwight's wife is #4, and the chick wearing pants is #5.

Then you order the girls' numbers in the order that you would bang them.

So my order of 4,3,1,5,2 means I would bang girl #4 (Dwight's wife) first, then the blond (girl #3), then the redhead (girl #1), then the broad wearing pants (girl #5) and finally the ugly on (in all honesty, I'd probably only let the ugly one suck my dick).

Think wet T-Shirt contest.

Your way is muddled and confusing. Sorry brah.


It is assumed that we know their ORDER from left to right.


Now just RANK them from left to right. Eazy Peezy

 

[beardown07]

What?

2,4,3,1 man... You got some problem with redheads?

His system is ruhtarded

 

[Payton]

Man, I loved Carol/Rambo/Ninja/Grandma.

Yeah, bet you liked puppy/monkey/baby too....

 

[Payton]

1,5,3,2,4

Got a thing for red heads...

Ah, okay... Good man.

 

[beardown07]

What?

2,4,3,1, 5 man... You got some problem with redheads?

Far right and second from left are really a dead heat for last though...

Chalk one more up for Team SportsHoopla.

 

[Payton]

You god damned mother fuckers.

You look at the picture and you number the broads 1-whatever from left to right, like they're standing on a stage in a wet T-shirt contest.

So, in this example, the redhead is girl #1, the ugly one is girl #2, the blond is #3, Dwight's wife is #4, and the chick wearing pants is #5.

Then you order the girls' numbers in the order that you would bang them.

So my order of 4,3,1,5,2 means I would bang girl #4 (Dwight's wife) first, then the blond (girl #3), then the redhead (girl #1), then the broad wearing pants (girl #5) and finally the ugly on (in all honesty, I'd probably only let the ugly one suck my dick).

Think wet T-Shirt contest.

Could you make that any more complicated? Why don't we number them by height and THEN put them in order of doability?

 

[Payton]

Wait...

Hold the phones...

Is there another contender hiding behind the red head?

If so, I will blindly do her over 2 and 5...

 

[beardown07]

You god damned mother fuckers.

You look at the picture and you number the broads 1-whatever from left to right, like they're standing on a stage in a wet T-shirt contest.

So, in this example, the redhead is girl #1, the ugly one is girl #2, the blond is #3, Dwight's wife is #4, and the chick wearing pants is #5.

Then you order the girls' numbers in the order that you would bang them.

So my order of 4,3,1,5,2 means I would bang girl #4 (Dwight's wife) first, then the blond (girl #3), then the redhead (girl #1), then the broad wearing pants (girl #5) and finally the ugly on (in all honesty, I'd probably only let the ugly one suck my dick).

Think wet T-Shirt contest.

So 4 is 1, 3 is 2, 1 is 3, 5 is 4 and 2 is 5.


Clear as mud

 

[beardown07]

 

[beardown07]

Assimilate.


Resistance is futile.

 

[beardown07]

3 and 2 are interchangeable fwiw. Either is acceptable.

 

[Payton]

Interesting article I found from Forbes that mirrors a lot of what is being said here...

Negan Isn't The Only Thing Ruining 'The Walking Dead' But He Still Needs To Go

I'd say, "discuss", but most of it is ground we've covered I think..

 

[chf]

As for the girls, duh, the ones not making eye contact will try harder.

 

[chf]

I'll do us a favor and not quote all of it to make following along easier..

With all the examples I give and you critique, I understand that nothing is "perfect". But okay, "Survivalist Carl" certainly wouldn't be so stupid as to run out of ammo? (As the example we'll use)... Well, it is more likely that the clip simply holds what it holds and he unloads the clip early shooting up a few of Negan's men than, again, him getting the EXACT scenario he would have hoped for and then not finishing the job...

He had such a hopeless case of vengeance that he went through ALL of that, could kill two meaningless turds without thought, but couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger when Negan was in his site? The bad ass Carl that Rick has raised to be a survivor and taught to survive couldn't kill the man who killed Abraham and Glenn, kidnapped Daryl, is terrorizing every settlement within a 100 mile radius, and has mentally effed with his father to the point where he is willing to thank Negan for "slipping his dick down his throat"? And again, knowing that if he does NOT do it that NOTHING good is going to happen next?

Again, I am not claiming my scenarios are perfect. Just saying that they could not have come up with a more IMperfect scenario than the one they chose...

I mean you HAVE to see this. I truly don't think it can even be argued. Especially when you're going to cite how Rick raised Carl to be a bad ass as why MY scenarios fall short..

Sure, but I'm assuming that at some point there will be something revealed as to WHY Carl froze up. Could be wrong. But AGAIN, it's a solid show. The writers tend to at least TRY to cover their bases. We'll see. You called it the worst moment in the show's history or something like that.

It didn't even make me bat an eye.

My point in asking you to come up with alternatives wasn't to laugh at you for not being perfect, but to suggest that 'perfect' is impossible when putting your work out there in public. That's just the way it goes. For every person who thinks your script or picture or documentary or book rocks, there's someone that thinks it sucks donkey balls.

No show gets everything 'perfect.' If I was not busy at work, I'd waste some time and find people losing their shit on message boards over 'The Wire,' or 'Breaking Bad,' even the best of TV shows have their vocal critics.

 

[Payton]

Here's my final rankings...