The Walking Dead

[chf]

I think my first moment like this was Carol/Rambo

See I agree with you more than I disagree. That was one of the biggest 'huh?' moments of the show for me too.

But then I just shrugged my mental shoulders, was happy that the show wasn't run/written by say teh people who do 'Flash,' and kept watching.

 

[chf]

Manifesto.

Too short did not read.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

3,5,1,2,4

Ya, second from the left is a hideous chud.

You'd bang her before Dwight's wife?!?!

 

[beardown07]

You'd bang her before Dwight's wife?!?!

No, that's why she's 5, and Dwight's wife is 2.



First off, there are 5 females in that picture, not 4.


from left to right, 3,5,1,2,4

 

[beardown07]

Yer confusing me @SlinkyRedfoot

 

[Mondo Jay]

Yer confusing me @SlinkyRedfoot

Prolly brain freeze.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

1,5,3,2,4

Got a thing for red heads...

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

Wait. I am really confused. I knew there was a Carol and a Coral. Who is this Carl you speak of?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No, that's why she's 5, and Dwight's wife is 2.

I think I get it now. You're looking at each one, left to right and saying, 'I'd bang her 3rd, I'd bang her 5th, I'd bang her 1st, etc.

That's a crazy fucking system, Mr. Down. Here's how you do it: You number the broads 1-4 from left to right and then you put their numbers in order of which you'd bang first.

Jesus, man. This is important shit. Get your act together.

First off, there are 5 females in that picture, not 4.

You got me there. I was only counting the ones in cocktail dresses. Mea Cupla. All inclusive, I'd go 4,3,1,5,2 (using the Slinky system, not your mind-numbing dealy).

Yer confusing me @SlinkyRedfoot

We need to establish a broad banging order listing standard on tHoop to avoid these embarrassing situations in the future.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

1,5,3,2,4

Got a thing for red heads...

You make a very good point about the fire crotch, but your system is all fucked up too. You mean 1,4,3,5,2.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

You make a very good point about the fire crotch, but your system is all fucked up too. You mean 1,4,3,5,2.

I got bad news for you. The way bear and I do it is universally known throughout the hoop as the proper way to rate a group of women.

Sorry...

 

[beardown07]

I still don't get wtf yer doing slink?

 

[beardown07]

I got bad news for you. The way bear and I do it is universally known throughout the hoop as the proper way to rate a group of women.

Sorry...

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

I still don't get wtf yer doing slink?

The whole counting and reordering thing is jank. It is especially unwieldy with a large group.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You god damned mother fuckers.

You look at the picture and you number the broads 1-whatever from left to right, like they're standing on a stage in a wet T-shirt contest.

So, in this example, the redhead is girl #1, the ugly one is girl #2, the blond is #3, Dwight's wife is #4, and the chick wearing pants is #5.

Then you order the girls' numbers in the order that you would bang them.

So my order of 4,3,1,5,2 means I would bang girl #4 (Dwight's wife) first, then the blond (girl #3), then the redhead (girl #1), then the broad wearing pants (girl #5) and finally the ugly on (in all honesty, I'd probably only let the ugly one suck my dick).

Think wet T-Shirt contest.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I got bad news for you. The way bear and I do it is universally known throughout the hoop as the proper way to rate a group of women.

Sorry...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The whole counting and reordering thing is jank. It is especially unwieldy with a large group.

Jigga wha? Counting? I'm not counting anything.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

Jigga wha? Counting? I'm not counting anything.

You said you assign the women numbers in order, no? Then reorder. That is stupid. Just get to the point. "Her I would bang 1st, her, 5th, her 3rd...". Much simpler and manageable in for large groups.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You said you assign the women numbers in order, no? Then reorder. That is stupid. Just get to the point. "Her I would bang 1st, her, 5th, her 3rd...". Much simpler and manageable in for large groups.

You're insane. It's reordering them either way - it's just more efficient to do it my way.

We need to take this debate to the NSFW forum and settle it once and for all.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

Avi bet? Till the end of the year? I win, you sport a Cubs logo. You win, I go tOSU.

Sound good?