The SURPRISE! Thread

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Ex-No. 1 pick Russell fired as coach, faces suit

Former No. 1 NFL draft pick JaMarcus Russell was fired as a volunteer assistant coach at his alma mater, Williamson High School in Mobile, Alabama, and is facing a lawsuit accusing him of taking a $74,000 check meant as a donation to the school.

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Sources: LeBron reaches deal to stay with Lakers

LeBron James has agreed to a two-year, $104 million maximum contract to return to the Lakers, sources told ESPN, on a deal includes a player option for the 2025-26 season and a no-trade clause.

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Surprise! Former NBA star gets to stay out of prison to film documentary.

Glen Davis can delay prison to wrap documentary

A film project has earned former NBA forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis a temporary reprieve from the start of his three-year prison term for a fraud conviction.

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Just kidding, Judge says that she’s allowing it so that he can pay res to the victims. He’s famous enough that he is not really a flight risk. And the crime was financial, not violent or threatening.

 

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Sources: Mavs' Exum out 3 months post-surgery

Mavs guard Dante Exum is out at least three months after undergoing wrist surgery.

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I was debating on whether to post it when Paul George got injured, this one is more of a big surprise: Clippers rule out Leonard for rest of preseason

 

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I was debating on whether to post it when Paul George got injured, this one is more of a big surprise: Clippers rule out Leonard for rest of preseason

Does "big surprise" really mean "little surprise"? Is it supposed to be the ironic opposite?

 

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Does "big surprise" really mean "little surprise"? Is it supposed to be the ironic opposite?

This whole thread (post or conversation) is sarcastic (or ironic)(except for this comment and replies to things you (or others) have asked (or commented to me (or others)(Those (replies (to you (or others)) may or may not be sarcastic, depending on (or upon) the context (at that moment)).).

I’ve been pointing out things that are obvious or easily predictable that happens in sports or I may have something that’s not sports related, but everybody knows was going to happen. Admittedly, most of what I have posted so far has been related to injuries of players who are constantly missing games. But I think it’s also open for other things like a bad team losing a 20 point lead.