The offseason stuff thread

[elocomotive]

Just earned my first ban over at HF for putting some pompous ahole in his place. Fucking pussies
Anyway. Any suggestions to other sites?

I hear this sportshoopla site has a lot of knowledgeable hockey fans.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I hear this sportshoopla site has a lot of knowledgeable hockey fans.

Too many lawyers and not enough t-shirts. Wake up little snoozy!

 

[dash]

Too many lawyers and not enough t-shirts. Wake up little snoozy!

 

[dash]

Once we get through the next lockout and Seattle makes it a 32 team league, it's time for Bettman to hit the road...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Once we get through the next lockout and Seattle makes it a 32 team league, it's time for Bettman to hit the road...

Maybe if they hadn't waited a god damn week to start the Cup final they'd have had enough time from the end of the season to the draft to figure this shit out.

 

[Groo]

I hear this sportshoopla site has a lot of knowledgeable hockey fans.

That's nice if that was what I really was looking for.
I kid beacuse I can

It was just one stop shopping.

 

[dash]

 

[Nasty_Magician]

This number keeps getting better and better. Let the cents on dollars trades commence!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

"Let the fools have their Tartar sauce"
or
"Excellent"

Spoiler

 

[Comeds]

I just got off the phone with Marc Bergevin and he told me the NHL Board Of Governors is considering a height cap in addition to the salary cap. Teams will not be able to go over a maximum combined height for all their roster players. Hearing its probably going to be between 1400 inches and 1540.

Happy days are here again!

 

[puckhead]

JVR, Voracek, Hayes and Giroux = 37% of Flyers cap.
might make it pretty tight for 19 other players somewhere down the line

 

[dash]

JVR, Voracek, Hayes and Giroux = 37% of Flyers cap.
might make it pretty tight for 19 other players somewhere down the line

No room for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern...

 

[esls79]

Have the Leafs signed Perry yet for 1.5 million a year for the next two years?

/gotta replace the intangibles they’re gonna lose when Kadri leaves

 

[dash]

It's nothing against the Oilers...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Pipe down douchemod!

 

[forty_three]

It's nothing against the Oilers...

Is that the same agent who said something like this to him on draft day; "What did I tell you about Kekeleinen? He wasn't going to draft you. You're in a better situation now any way"

 

[dash]

Pipe down douchemod!

No fruit basket for you!

 

[Nasty_Magician]

That is some asset management.

 

[elocomotive]

Too many lawyers and not enough t-shirts. Wake up little snoozy!

Too many lawyers, but I think there is just the o....

oh... ok, I get it.