The offseason stuff thread

[sabresfaninthesouth]

They should anonymously compile a list of all the teams listed on players' no trade clauses and then aggregate them across the NHL. Would be hilarious to see that.

I don't know, I don't think I'd want to see the results right now, because I think we'd be on a lot of them.

Oddly enough, we might not be on EK's list because of so many other Swedish D.

 

[tducey]

Reading somewhere that the Canadiens aren't interested in signing Patches to a contract extension. Got to think he's traded before the season begins.

Source: The Canadiens have told Max Pacioretty they will not...

 

[elocomotive]

I made the mistake of reading "Hockey Buzz" today for a little bit. I read an article that called Kucherov's new contract a "sweetheart" deal (yeah, 5th highest contract in the league... what a hometown discount) and one explaining the Caps needed to add an entirely new 4th line and have no defensive depth.

Geeesh.

 

[forty_three]

I made the mistake of reading "Hockey Buzz" today for a little bit. I read an article that called Kucherov's new contract a "sweetheart" deal (yeah, 5th highest contract in the league... what a hometown discount) and one explaining the Caps needed to add an entirely new 4th line and have no defensive depth.

Geeesh.

Could I interest you in a subscription to the Athletic?

 

[forty_three]

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Umm, somebody want to let this guy in on the news?

 

[forty_three]

Ouch

 

[dash]

Umm, somebody want to let this guy in on the news?

That story seems a little off, man.

 

[BGDave]

That story seems a little off, man.

Mike happen, you never know

 

[Slimpikins]

I think it's a power move. Go to Florida, force Hoffman off of a second team. Give him the double middle fingers on his way out of town.

 

[dash]

Just call him Hell-of-a-lotta-bucks, am I right?

Jets sign G Hellebuyck to six-year, $37M contract - Article - TSN

 

[esls79]

Just call him Hell-of-a-lotta-bucks, am I right?

Jets sign G Hellebuyck to six-year, $37M contract - Article - TSN

I'd say John Gibson offers better value than Hellabucks does.

 

[BGDave]

I'd say John Gibson offers better value than Hellabucks does.

His resume is a little thin to warrant that kind of money, but good for him.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Lol of fucking course.

 

[dash]

Lol of fucking course.

Are they also taking Hossa's equipment? It could come in handy down the road.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Lol of fucking course.

I thought CHI was already getting cap relief for his IR?

 

[dash]

You had to know that Dr. Van Nostrand was consulted to include Kruger in this Hossa skin trade...

 

[Slimpikins]

Datsyuk, Pronger, Hossa the coyotes could have an avalanche of jerseys in their rafters.

 

[dash]

Datsyuk, Pronger, Hossa the coyotes could have an avalanche of jerseys in their rafters.

It's like they're retroactively trying to become the 2010 Stanley Cup Champions.