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THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL STEELERS BS THREAD..PART7

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Cali Steel

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Playing hookey today misk????






My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

I said, "Of course, what is it?"

"Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."
















































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Morning all.
Ever heard of a Treager Grill?
Terry Bradshaw is their spokesperson.
Check them out, they smoke food by using different types of wood pellets.
There is a hopper and an auger that feeds them to a fire box, like a pellet stove.
If you turn it up you can grill, and if it's set to low it will smoke the food perfectly.
So simple, and many different woods available.
Only problem is they're a bit pricey, mine was about $800.00
But boy are they worth it.
Show Jewels the website misk..........

Morning Cali,that sounds cool as hell!But yea ur right,thats a little high!
 

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Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden? POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
Those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
Butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... Better still, you
Won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a
Matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest
Of your life!!!'

Then POOF!... She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'
 

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Mornin, and happy Friday, Steeler family and friends.

Happy Friday North!..
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Two blonds were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blond #1.
"Do what?" asked Blond #2.

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
 

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Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden? POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
Those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
Butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... Better still, you
Won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a
Matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest
Of your life!!!'

Then POOF!... She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

lmao!!! good one Cali...rep when i get more! lol
 
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