THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL STEELERS BS THREAD..PART4

[BigBlueNation111]

morning people

Morning ghost,well your not too far from my ol KY home!! Its raining here and 66.

 

[GetRiot]

mornin all, how are we doin?

 

[Cali Steel]

Mornin fellas.
Happy hump day to you all.
Sunny and 102 today........damn!!!!!

 

[MISKO]

I B good and you riot ???

 

[MISKO]

52 and rain today

 

[Cali Steel]

Back to the grind misk?

 

[MISKO]

yea back to work today cali

 

[MISKO]

I was liking being a gentleman farmer

 

[Cali Steel]

Gotta make some beer money though big guy.

 

[MISKO]

Gotta make some beer money though big guy.

ahhhh the wife works

 

[GetRiot]

Imma doin great, I just got my hands on a video game I have been waitin for for 3 years! Also, I got some artistic juices flowin and Im workin on a very fun piece!

Sorry your back at work, misko, but we all gotta do our time. And in keeping with consistency: 60 and sunny

 

[MISKO]

gotta roll gang .........bbl

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

Morning, everyone. This is just a drive-by. Back in a few, I hope.

 

[GetRiot]

guess I'll talk to you all later then lol

 

[GetRiot]

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as r*pe (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

 

[Steelerin MS]

Nice Riot! LOL

 

[GetRiot]

yeah I got a kick outta that this mornin so I figured I would share.

Also, for those who dont know, there is a big fight comin up this weekend! check out this hilarious interview on jimmy kimmel

Part 1

Part 2
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[BigBlueNation111]

Thats funny shit riot!! The rest of you guys have a good day and be safe....you too riot! oops!

 

[GetRiot]

gracias

 

[netsteeler]

Sub sammies for lunch everyone!!
Plenty to go around!