Are we there yet?
Nope, we need to pick it up in here.
Are we there yet?
The only time I think of Iowa is when I'm driving in Omaha and get stuck behind a slow moving car that's had it's turn signal on for the last 1/2 mile, I eventually look down and see a blue plate. I then think "That figures, it's another Idiot Out Wandering Around".
It is seriously about a 98% conversion rate when you have a shitty driver in front if you and you check the plate only to find it's an Iowa driver here in Omaha.
Those people seriously must have had a different kind of driver's ed program.
Great Ameer Abdullah segment on Inside College Football (CBS College Sports channel).