The Official 10000 posts for a Husker Conference Championship Thread

[oaknightshockey1]

View attachment 109139 Boney Road whatnot

Found my new desktop background...thanks!

 

[huskers1217]

You are an idiot. Life is easier when it is simple. Information and opportunities only make things complicated. If you're eating an Oreo, do you look at the nutrition information on the package? Yeah, if you hate yourself. Is it good to read a newspaper? Sure, if you like learning about car crashes and wars and seeing a list of people who died. When you receive a Visa bill in the mail, do you open it or put it in the shredder? You know the right answer.

The NCAA's camps controversy, explained by Faux Pelini

 

[Tomhusker]

Who has Oreos!?

 

[huskers1217]

I can't coach. 1-2 now

I want to go Bo Peleeny on 3 year olds

 

[popeyecv64]

Who has Oreos!?

I have a family of them feeding on ma feeder right now
a beautiful bird with great song
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[Skerpokes]

Help wanted:

Beginning next month I will be growing a mustache for "Mustache 4 Kids" which donates all of the money raised to local children's charities. This year's organization is Youth Emergency Services. I need to come up with a name for my stache which I can assure you will be epic. Any suggestions on name are appreciated.

And this is for the kids, so try to keep it PG-13, which I know will be difficult for some of you tools

 

[Red_Alert]

Help wanted:

Beginning next month I will be growing a mustache for "Mustache 4 Kids" which donates all of the money raised to local children's charities. This year's organization is Youth Emergency Services. I need to come up with a name for my stache which I can assure you will be epic. Any suggestions on name are appreciated.

And this is for the kids, so try to keep it PG-13, which I know will be difficult for some of you tools

What type of mustache? There are many styles. I'm currently sporting handle bars.

"Cookie Duster" has always been slang for a mustache, but that's likely taken.

.

 

[huskers1217]

Mr. Tickles

As seen on Gandhi.

http://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/funny-mustache-styles-youve-never-heard-of/

 

[huskers1217]

R.I.P little guy

Omaha Police announce death of station squirrel

 

[Tomhusker]

R.I.P little guy

Omaha Police announce death of station squirrel

Mmmmm, great with gravy and a biscuit.

 

[Skerpokes]

What type of mustache? There are many styles. I'm currently sporting handle bars.

"Cookie Duster" has always been slang for a mustache, but that's likely taken.

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I doubt one month will give me enough time to get to handle bars stage. However, I have no intentions of grooming it, trimming it or any other form of upkeep for that matter. If I can get my upper lip to disappear, I.e. Sam Elliott, I will be grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.

 

[popeyecv64]

R.I.P little guy

Omaha Police announce death of station squirrel

ooooh geeeez wiz
north omaha is under fire with total control of gangstaaaaars ---and this is thar outlet ---a dead critter that uplifted thar hope in times and lives of these days
good sir ---this iiiis a great story

thanks

 

[Tomhusker]

I trim mine down just enough so I can eat without having to hold the 'stache up out of the way when I take a bite.

 

[popeyecv64]

I doubt one month will give me enough time to get to handle bars stage. However, I have no intentions of grooming it, trimming it or any other form of upkeep for that matter. If I can get my upper lip to disappear, I.e. Sam Elliott, I will be grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.

I usually have a poop mustache at the end of day
I wear water gloves and continually rub the under nose area due to nasal dripage I don't know whats goin on ??

 

[Red_Alert]

I doubt one month will give me enough time to get to handle bars stage. However, I have no intentions of grooming it, trimming it or any other form of upkeep for that matter. If I can get my upper lip to disappear, I.e. Sam Elliott, I will be grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.

I misspoke when I said handlebars. I meant Horseshoe

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[popeyecv64]

I misspoke when I said handlebars. I meant Horseshoe

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I am prolly one of theee best shoe throwing champs in middle Nebraska---- I can throw shoe like my Gramps back in the day
this is a non -fact prose ---due to my bros claim

 

[Skerpokes]

I usually have a poop mustache at the end of day
I wear water gloves and continually rub the under nose area due to nasal dripage I don't know whats goin on ??

My friend has that same problem. It's called being a coke addict

 

[Red_Alert]

Lots of pollen allergies right now. Got my kiddos on Allegra. Keeps their noses dried up.

Claritin works as well.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I got a steroid shot in my butt

 

[Tomhusker]

I got a steroid shot in my butt

Like your butt needed any more muscle. Your boyfriend is gonna love that.