The new footy thread

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Spurs become the first team in Premier League history to be assessed 9 yellow cards.

/Good thing it wasn't a MLS ref doing the game

 

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As I'm sure most of the degenerate gamblers know, Leicester was a 5000/1 longshot to win the Premier League at the start of the season.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

As I'm sure most of the degenerate gamblers know, Leicester was a 5000/1 longshot to win the Premier League at the start of the season.

I saw a story headline of a punter who bet on Leicester and then did the early cash payout after week 1 lol ... i dont think it was an onion story

 

[jstewismybastardson]

this tweet is trending a lil bit

 

[jstewismybastardson]

oh no

 

[jstewismybastardson]

here it is

Gambler made 'worst cash out decision in history' on Leicester City bet

The still-anonymous (but probably not for long) customer placed a bet worth about 73 cents on Leicester to win it all, according to PA Sport. But after Leicester won their first match of the season, the cold-footed gambler cashed out. Their return? A paltry 65 cents.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^the one thing that guy has going for him is bgdave cant call him an inveterate

 

[jstewismybastardson]

ARE U FUCKIN KIDDING ME!!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

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You can't have a party without Jamie Vardy.

 

[tabascojet]

That was a sweet strike by Hazard that won them the title. Never bet on the Spurs to get their desired outcome at Stamford Bridge - never.

26 years without a win....

 

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Bayern lead 1-nil at halftime courtesy of this set piece (the wall did not do its job).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I don't think all three Atleti lines have gotten past mid at the same time yet.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Annnnnnd Bayern's fucked lol

 

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Ruh Roh, Bayern needs two more now.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

There's one of those two. Should be a good final 15.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Man, Muller's missed penalty looks rather costly right now.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If the Final goes to penalties, put your life savings on the winner of Real-City.

 

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I don't think Mike is a Bayern fan.