The HATE thread...

[Naughtymax]

I hate going to 8,000 consecutive birthday parties because my wife's siblings kept having kids.


I hate donuts with that creamy shit in the middle.

Ever wonder how they get filled?

 

[Microwahevo]

Ever wonder how they get filled?

 

[Naughtymax]

"They're still warm!....."

 

[lionstop1]

I hate when someone decides they want to stand by the bathroom door when you're trying to take a crap.

 

[lionstop1]

I hate when whores blame everything they do on alcohol.

 

[lionstop1]

I hate when my boss tells me something to do that I was already in the process of doing and it makes it look as if I only did ot because they told me to.

 

[lionstop1]

I hate sitting next to people in the movies that hog up the arm-rest on both sides.

 

[lionstop1]

I hate when someone sees you reading something and they just continue to talk to you.

 

[lionstop1]

I hate when a fat waitress at a restaurant asks you if you want a appetizer or dessert and if you say no, they say how its really good and that they had it before.

 

[Naughtymax]

I hate when whores blame everything they do on alcohol.

I used to LOVE that. A lot.

 

[LPinSLC]

I hate pulling up to the drive-thru at a fast-food joint and my wife and kids have no idea what to order while I'm sitting there listening to the person working the drive-thru window say, "order when you're ready" and I say, "one minute please".

I fucking hate it. Happens everytime.

 

[Naughtymax]

More:

I hate people who take 2 minutes to but their crap in the overhead before getting out of the aisle on an airplane with 100 people waiting to get past them.

I hate people who want to pay with checques at the grocery store. In the express lane. Wake up and smell the ATM card. I hate people who use their ATM card like it's the first time they've ever seen the damned thing.

I hate fat chicks who dress in skin-tight clothing, esp bike shorts and mini-skirts. Rider: Ebron's fiancee is NOT a fat chick. They invented the muumuu for a reason - go with it.

I hate that there is not an 'all-marshmallow' version of Lucky Charms.

I hate 'beer connoisseurs'. It's fucking beer. If you like it you like it, but don't talk about it like those wine snobs. Get it cold and enjoy it.

I hate funny names for colors. It's fucking light yellow, not 'spring tulip' or whatever some idiot dreamed up in the world's least useful job.

I hate chicks who don't wear bras when it's cold out. Wait, no, I love that.

 

[Rollingthndr]

Mouth breathers

 

[whywork2]

I hate the commercial where that one guy blows that little air horn can. I want to punch his flipping lights out. I also hate the guy on the KFC double stacker commercial, I want to punch him out too. Been feeling a little frisky lately so try not to piss me off. Oh and I hate any nut job that likes the winter, the cold and the snow. God it's nice to see the sun shining. Glad to get that off my chest.

 

[SicarioCruz]

I hate people who don't hate shit. Stop smiling and being so damn happy all the time! We all know that's a front for your hidden daddy issues!

 

[SilverFalco8]

I hate when I text someone this long message and they respond with one word....

 

[gandydancer]

I hate watching anything on NFL network that involves Mooch & Sapp

 

[SilverFalco8]

I hate watching anything on NFL network that involves Mooch & Sapp

I actually like those guys. Michael Irving and Dion Sanders. Is Ray Lewis working for ESPN or NFL Network?

 

[Old Lion]

I hate when people grunt at urinals.


Dude, go to the fuckin doctor and get some Flomax. Noone wants to listen to your oohs and aahs.

 

[gandydancer]

I hate when you start up the flintstone mobile and a song you like is just ending.