The 2014 Masters thread

[jstewismybastardson]

dont actually know if Ill have the time to tune in this weekend but i needed a place to drop this story

YOU MEAN THE GUY ??? EVERY GOLFERS GRAMPA ??? THAT GUY ??? THE GUY WITH THE VESTS FOR SALE AT SEARS ???


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[mattola]

here come the crappy puns

 

[forty_three]

here come the crappy puns

This thread is going to go right into the toilet

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the "master" thread fuck me lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

This thread is going to go right into the toilet

like a veritable hole in one

 

[mattola]

the "master" thread fuck me lol

cmon jstew, dont bate yourself over it. just a little mistake. shit happens

 

[jstewismybastardson]

there is but one master ... a name change is in order ... augusta should do that ... like THE ohio state University ... The MASTER

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

Let's go Rory!!

 

[elocomotive]

I log-ged on to read this?!?

 

[blindbaby]

You basturds!

 

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Boom Boom off to a nice start...

 

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Maybe Graham shouldn't have asked Mike Weir for Masters advice (+5 after 6 holes).

 

[puckhead]

GDL getting rookie-hazed by the course today

Oh well, call it a valuable learning day

 

[elocomotive]

I miss golf with Tiger. Just not as exciting without him the mix - love him or hate him. Golf really needs a star to emerge. Nobody in the past 5 years has been able to sustain at all.

I guess I'm cheering for Bubba or any of the other "Golf Boys" in the mix.

 

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Last year, the media was all a-twitter with "Is Tiger back?" This year the media focus is "How's Tiger's back?"

 

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Current cut line is set at +6 - GDL is currently +7. It would be nice for Graham to be around for the weekend.

 

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Weirsy tied for 3rd at the turn on day 2. Bubba going crazy currently at 8 under.

 

[elocomotive]

Weirsy tied for 3rd at the turn on day 2. Bubba going crazy currently at 8 under.

Five straight birdies in the heart of the back 9 - pretty impressive. Gotta be the heavy favorite right now.

Looks like Graham won't be playing on the weekend. That's a shame. Sorry, Canadian friends.

 

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Yeah, no Graham on the weekend, but at least it looks like he figured out Augusta National. Lefty McManboobs also in danger of missing the cut.

/Heard earlier today that the last time no Lefty or Tiger on the weekend at Augusta was 1994.