The 2011 SportsHoopla Hockey Awards Ceremony

[elocomotive]

Congrats, Dash. A "Titanic" night for you.

 

[Comeds]

There they are, the SportsHoopla winners
There they are, your ideal
The dream of a million girls who are more than pretty can come true
in Atlantic City
For they may turn out to be the SportsHoopla winner

There they are, the SportsHoopla winners
There they are, your ideal
With so many posters they took the town by storm
With theirall-SportsHoopla face and form

And they are, the SportsHoopla winners
Walking on air, they are
Fairest of the fair, they are
There they are, tttthhhhhhheeeeeeeeehe Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopla winners!

Nailed it!

 

[dare2be]

I still think Eloco would have won a category or two. I'm thinking of the DGB-esque thread he started and some others. Anyway, MAJOR props should go to him for the selfless and tireless contributions he puts into making this such a great place.

He is the real winner tonight, even if he won't admit it.

 

[elocomotive]

There they are, the SportsHoopla winners
There they are, your ideal
The dream of a million girls who are more than pretty can come true
in Atlantic City
For they may turn out to be the SportsHoopla winner

There they are, the SportsHoopla winners
There they are, your ideal
With so many posters they took the town by storm
With theirall-SportsHoopla face and form

And they are, the SportsHoopla winners
Walking on air, they are
Fairest of the fair, they are
There they are, tttthhhhhhheeeeeeeeehe Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopla winners!

Nailed it!

LMAO! POTY nominee...

 

[dare2be]

I'm old and out of it...what song is that?

 

[dare2be]

I still think Eloco would have won a category or two. I'm thinking of the DGB-esque thread he started and some others. Anyway, MAJOR props should go to him for the selfless and tireless contributions he puts into making this such a great place.

He is the real winner tonight, even if he won't admit it.

Oh, and....FUCK OFF, ELOCO!!!

 

[li0lsh]

Man.. I really wish the general board had one of these.

Congrats to all who won!

 

[elocomotive]

I still think Eloco would have won a category or two. I'm thinking of the DGB-esque thread he started and some others. Anyway, MAJOR props should go to him for the selfless and tireless contributions he puts into making this such a great place.

He is the real winner tonight, even if he won't admit it.

Pffft... of course I'm the real winner! And now for my typical exit...

Drive safe! Tip your waiters! My outro music, please!

(Climbs on giant rope, swings off stage)

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

[YOUTUBE]ttQjm-8OITE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Comeds]

I'm old and out of it...what song is that?

Its what Bert Parks used to sing at the end of the Miss American pageant.

 

[dare2be]

Its what Bert Parks used to sing at the end of the Miss American pageant.

Sorry I asked?

 

[TheGortonsFisherman]

(Climbs on giant rope, swings off stage)

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

This assface wouldn't know what a real pirate was if it was sucking on his peg leg.

I'm a little "salty" I didn't even get nominated tonight. I think I'll go slit my wrists in the galley. Oh wait, it's a meaningless, so who arrrrrrrrrrrrrat's ass.

 

[dare2be]

Who removed the red carpet and replaced it with a plank?

 

[Comeds]

Sorry I asked?

No you're not. Don't lie.

 

[ritari330]

So the total votes come out tomorrow right?

 

[forty_three]

Congrats, dash on all your hookers.

 

[dash]

Congrats, dash on all your hookers.

Thanks, buddy - Now all I need is some blow...

/BC Bud will have to suffice.

 

[dare2be]

Congrats, dash on all your hookers.

Shit, I would have rallied for more votes had I known there would be hookers.

Makes "honorable mention" not as honourable.

 

[elocomotive]

Shit, I would have rallied for more votes had I known there would be hookers.

Makes "honorable mention" not as honourable.

HMs get a stripper. Not so bad, eh?

 

[Automattic]

First off I would like to thank my two worthless piece of shit brain cells for not being able to figure out what time voting ended.
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Second, Thanks Eloco and your crew for putting this together. Wait, maybe I should thank y'all first...too late, I can't delete. My cat ate the backspace button on my laptop...Again.
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Thirdly (is thirdly a word?), congrats Dasher! First class poster! Plus, it brightens up my day to hear you bitch about Kotalik as much as I do Eric$$on.............What?!...They got rid of Ales!?!.................................Screw Dash, I'm moving on to fourthly!!
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Next, congrats to BIGBOSSMAN!! Pick me up in the Torino and we're going to a bills game!
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This post needs some

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Oh yeah, and the horse of course. I would of voted for you. I would of told you I voted for myself though.:caked:
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Congrats again to all winners!
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Last I would like to thank my Red Wing Bro's and sister.










Oh yeah, and Eddieshack told me to tell y'all to kiss his ass and we'll see you in the Eastern conference...

 

[Automattic]

Fuck. I missed the show.