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Slimpikins

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yeah, I've been known to switch from beer to rum in the middle of a game myself :L
can't expect me to pass up that hanging curveball though.

The Sharks board has a tradition of breaking a losing streak by getting shitfaced on whiskey in the GDT. In fact, if the Sharks drop this game I may have to hit the store before Thursday...
 

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You will be my goalie when I form my team ut I will also be taking a gamble on beantown as my shut down center.sly will be filling my ozolinsh role of can't decide whether he is a dman or forward.give me time

WHAT THE FUCK??? IS BECAUSE I'M NOT CANADIAN???
 

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What are we doing? I just got out of the quiet room. They said my eyes are still crossed and I'm cleared to play...
 

beantownmaniac

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LW WingedWheel 88/Great finisher who is very capable of setting up other posters can get squirrelly when necessary
Center/Tox highly reputable center "Talent Takes Over"
RW Auto/Won't hesitate to go into the Areas some posters avoid will wreak Havok in fron of the net
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LW Eloco/Creative poster with or without the puck
Center Nazzy/Very skilled at directing his linemates always puts up big numbers
RW Ritari/Etremely good chemistry with Nazzy very dangerous combo
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Center Darkstone/Very intelligent center excellent at reading the play and responding
RW Killervee/skilled skater with an edge who can shut down offensive posters.Best playoff beard in the game
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LWClarkson23 C 46&2 RW HXCchris/Not afraid to drop the gloves all very capable instigators who can also bury the puck
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LD Jeff Sly/offensive defensemen sometimes he is not sure if he is a defenseman or A forward
RD Beantown/Bruising defenseman who is not afraid to gamble
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LD Filo/Great leadership loads of knowledge shifty playmaker with a deceptive shot
RD Pix/Not afraid to pinch in and is always A threat to let A big zinger go
Pair three
LD Loki/williing to walk through A blizzard for the team everything you look for in A solid shot blocker
RD Puckhead/great positionally with A real heavy shot
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Starting goalie UTVol/Not easily shaken great reaction time able to cover A lot of ground and always solid
Backup goalie IPW /Superstar goalie but A little overrated :D
Coach Dash/We need someone to deal with Collie

Well that's a mistake, I'm Gretzky's size. A play making center is what I'm all about.

I guess you didn't read this, but hey, as long as I get to slash/high stick/crosscheck Subban, I'm good.
 

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Ok here's a few...

1) BTM (winger) - I don't know if size 54 font will fit on the back of a jersey though?:noidea: And he's getting the "C" for willingness to inquire exactly what is on a refs mind. :rant:

2) Bossman (winger/coach) - He's my Reg Dunlap. Fires the boys up! Get's to the rink earlier than everybody else, but often misses pregame meetings at 4:15pm because, "IT'S SUPPERTIME DAMMIT!":boss:



to be continued...
 

dare2be

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NASCAR with snow tires and snowplows, pushing around a metal trash can lid.

Could be doable.
 

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Ok here's a few...

1) BTM (winger) - I don't know if size 54 font will fit on the back of a jersey though?:noidea: And he's getting the "C" for willingness to inquire exactly what is on a refs mind. :rant:

2) Bossman (winger/coach) - He's my Reg Dunlap. Fires the boys up! Get's to the rink earlier than everybody else, but often misses pregame meetings at 4:15pm because, "IT'S SUPPERTIME DAMMIT!":boss:



to be continued...

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!
 
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LW WingedWheel 88/Great finisher who is very capable of setting up other posters can get squirrelly when necessary
Center/Tox highly reputable center "Talent Takes Over"
RW Auto/Won't hesitate to go into the Areas some posters avoid will wreak Havok in fron of the net
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LW Eloco/Creative poster with or without the puck
Center Nazzy/Very skilled at directing his linemates always puts up big numbers
RW Ritari/Etremely good chemistry with Nazzy very dangerous combo
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LW Bossmanpc/Master of the left wing lock jokes
Center Darkstone/Very intelligent center excellent at reading the play and responding
RW Killervee/skilled skater with an edge who can shut down offensive posters.Best playoff beard in the game
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LWClarkson23 C 46&2 RW HXCchris/Not afraid to drop the gloves all very capable instigators who can also bury the puck
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LD Jeff Sly/offensive defensemen sometimes he is not sure if he is a defenseman or A forward
RD Beantown/Bruising defenseman who is not afraid to gamble
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LD Filo/Great leadership loads of knowledge shifty playmaker with a deceptive shot
RD Pix/Not afraid to pinch in and is always A threat to let A big zinger go
Pair three
LD Loki/williing to walk through A blizzard for the team everything you look for in A solid shot blocker
RD Puckhead/great positionally with A real heavy shot
Goalies
Starting goalie UTVol/Not easily shaken great reaction time able to cover A lot of ground and always solid
Backup goalie IPW /Superstar goalie but A little overrated :D
Coach Dash/We need someone to deal with Collie

You sure you want a guy who can't skate as your shutdown center? :tongue:
 

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Jeff is my center. Only now his name is Geoff. That sounds more hockeyyie. Hockeyyee? Hockeyer? Whatev...(hey, it's Whalerish too!)

Geoff is a hardnosed 2-way player who likes to be a pest while racking up the penalty minu....what's that?....HE WHAT?!........................


















Nevermind, he decided to play for a different team.:sly:
 

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Jeff is my center. Only now his name is Geoff. That sounds more hockeyyie. Hockeyyee? Hockeyer? Whatev...(hey, it's Whalerish too!)

Geoff is a hardnosed 2-way player who likes to be a pest while racking up the penalty minu....what's that?....HE WHAT?!........................

Nevermind, he decided to play for a different team.:sly:

LMAO. :pound:
 
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if we are following the format of the football thread it is based more on your posting style then actual game experience.

Haha, works for me. I wouldn't be on many teams based on my playing ability, that's for sure.
 

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Don't get a big head about it. I will healthy scratch a captain...:shocked:

Not big headed, just happy as hell. I'll make ya proud. Whenever I play any sport, I'm balls to the wall. Leave it out on the ice, right coach? And if anyone takes a run at our goalie, it's on!!!
 
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