Thank God for the Bruins, because the Red Sox are...

[Mike Oxlodge]

What the fuck is in between his ankles, a dildo?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Snoogins, you're fucking sore losing liar. I just like to point that out.

Ox, you're an unoriginal, bitch-ass troll.

Nobody needs me to point it out, though.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Right about now Snoogins is getting another box of tissues

 

[Most Driven]

 

[Rock Strongo]

LMAO

 

[Zig]

did they sodomize the cat with a plunger after they gang tackled it?

they shot it 42 times when it reached for it's wallet

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

You're just a liar. Its OK. Why do you have to lie so much? Its pretty embarrassing.

 

[cerealboi]

did they sodomize the cat with a plunger after they gang tackled it?

No. They shot the cat at its bachelor party.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Rock. I dont remember if I asked you this before, I have a meeting coming up in South Hadley? How far are you from there?

 

[Kate Upton]

More tough guy Tom

 

[Zig]

yet another prayer answered for Eli

 

[cerealboi]

Looks similar to the placement of the pass Welker dropped. Must have been a bad throw.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Hey Rock... See if you can find the Gif of Deion Branch's reverse to seal the 04 AFCCG... The one where Deion waves bye-bye to the Steelers and their 15-1 season as Polamalu eats a face full of dirt feebily trying to tackle him as he crosses the goal-line.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Terrible pass MD

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

You got one of those with Brady head butting his lineman?

 

[Rock Strongo]

for you, dirt:

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rock. I dont remember if I asked you this before, I have a meeting coming up in South Hadley? How far are you from there?

thats out by northampton/amherst

im like an hour + away

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Looks similar to the placement of the pass Welker dropped. Must have been a bad throw.

There would be no defenders in that picture

 

[b_lake]

No. They shot the cat at its bachelor party.

RIP Sean Bell...

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Maybe you can find one of the final minutes of the game with Deion asking the 3/4ths empty Steelers stadium "Where ya towel at?"....

Seems he couldn't find any Steelers fans left swinging their "terrible towels"