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I know Texans are slow on the take, but, those cliched insults aren't gonna rile me, dude. No matter how many times your slack jawed ass repeats em.


Uhh huh.... Mobile Alabama dork butthurt about a Texan Mexican stealing his lover calling out muppet eyed slack jaw jokes. You do realize that Lower Alabama isn’t LA right?

And that van is nothing to be ashamed of. I’m sure the ladies love it


Your game is beyond weak dude.
 

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Hang out in the West Texas winds and.....



Whole lotta oil out there though. Couldn’t pay me to live out there but if I had bought acreage out there in the 80s man.. rig count went down -25 today. Peoples out there gonna start shitting bricks
 

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Uhh huh.... Mobile Alabama dork butthurt about a Texan Mexican stealing his lover calling out muppet eyed slack jaw jokes. You do realize that Lower Alabama isn’t LA right?

And that van is nothing to be ashamed of. I’m sure the ladies love it


Your game is beyond weak dude.
You walk funny, and you talk like a muck mouthed Texas hick shit. You truly are one ugly sumbitch, slack jaw.
 

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Whole lotta oil out there though. Couldn’t pay me to live out there but if I had bought acreage out there in the 80s man.. rig count went down -25 today. Peoples out there gonna start shitting bricks
Oh Christ, no wonder your trash talk is so terrible. You're goddamned OLD! Sorry, grandpappy. I'll respect my ancient elder and not shit talk that plot a land you'll be buried in day after tomorrow.
 

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You walk funny, and you talk like a muck mouthed Texas hick shit. You truly are one ugly sumbitch, slack jaw.


Actually no accent at all and from Illinois. Funny you can tell an accent from typing.

LA = lower Alabama to you. Funny shit
 

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Oh Christ, no wonder your trash talk is so terrible. You're goddamned OLD! Sorry, grandpappy. I'll respect my ancient elder and not shit talk that plot a land you'll be buried in day after tomorrow.


You might be the biggest idiot from rivals really. I’m 42 and in the oil biz. Most people know the 80s were rough in the oil patch. Great time to buy land. But I don’t expect a Bama boy that lives in a van to understand.

Just so weak your game.
 

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You might be the biggest idiot from rivals really. I’m 42 and in the oil biz. Most people know the 80s were rough in the oil patch. Great time to buy land. But I don’t expect a Bama boy that lives in a van to understand.

Just so weak your game.
Texas land = dirt, shithead.
 

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You ain't making a penny off it, climate killer. Go drool in a corner, slack jaw limp dick.


I love it when a moron from LA calls me a Hick while living in Dallas. What a fake non gettin pussy mofo you are. Living in a van down by the river.

“I aint making any money” off some oil in west TX huh? I make money off people drilling in West TX, Oklahoma, Wyoming, ND.. you need a job bud? I bet that van gets cramped.


What else you got lower Alabama?
 

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I love it when a moron from LA calls me a Hick while living in Dallas. What a fake non gettin pussy mofo you are. Living in a van down by the river.

“I aint making any money” off some oil in west TX huh? I make money off people drilling in West TX, Oklahoma, Wyoming, ND.. you need a job bud? I bet that van gets cramped.


What else you got lower Alabama?
You make money off of butt sex? You're in the gay **** industry, eh cowboy? Good on ya, twink. Make that cheddar, even if you can't live with yourself, slack jaw suck cod.
 

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You make money off of butt sex? You're in the gay **** industry, eh cowboy? Good on ya, twink. Make that cheddar, even if you can't live with yourself, slack jaw suck cod.


There he goes ladies and gents. Right back to his gay butt sex comments.

Projects like a motherfucker. Too easy
:drool:
 

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You make money off of butt sex? You're in the gay **** industry, eh cowboy? Good on ya, twink. Make that cheddar, even if you can't live with yourself, slack jaw suck cod.

Jesus, fucking amateur hour in here.
 

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Too bad some of Rivals clan is this weak. Really some of you should probably get out and try to get some pussy. being so not old and all.. Friday night?? :L

Come back and maybe be a bit more closer to some B game. Your A game is pretty awful and needs work
 

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Jesus, fucking amateur hour in here.


Hey Romes.. was in OKC and Tulsa all week. What’s up with the roads in OK? Highways are getting awful — my F150 felt like I was in a vibrator the whole ride back to Dallas
 
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